#snzthoughts

[waterfallofspace]

when someone has a defined sneeze, not a quick cough-adjacent, or a rapid/small "eshh/ishh/tshh" type, a vocal, lengthy, defined one

think "hih'ttzshh'chiew!" or "hh'atchshew!" or "eh'rrschh'oo!"

one where you can hear each section, the breathy inhale (hihh-), the vocal release (tschh-), and the whining/relieved end (shhiew-!)

just something about getting all those parts in the experience, hearing the clear sections of a sneeze~

+ bonus points for being vocal enough to hear their voice in it~

[candydust]

The first sneeze catches the person by surprise and they utter a spontaneous 'Bless me..?' to themselves. The second sneeze isn't as startling, but as the next sneeze quickly follows, it troubles them slightly, blessing themselves once more. The itchiness in the nose won't leave them alone and after another sharp inhale, a harsher sneeze take them over, and now they're annoyingly ignoring to self bless and sighing into a much needed tissue when the person groans, knowing they are about to sneeze all over again.

[waterfallofspace]

something about a breathless "sorry-" uttered right between the last sneeze they've barely finished, and the next they're already starting to hitch for~

[waterfallofspace]

getting to be on call with someone who's just so sneezy~ (and knows you have the kink, whether or not they share it)

stumbling over your words, attempting to get out blessings, making little noises- as they enjoy how insanely flustered they're making you~ (whether it's just a fun flirty vibe, or an actual partner~)

[waterfallofspace]

when someone has been on the edge of a sneeze all day, hitches, buildups, false starts— all leading to nothing

so finally, as an act of pure itchy desperation, at the climax of yet another false start, they just let out a breathless "achoo–"

a final plea for the sneeze to just please happen-

[waterfallofspace]

I’m certain it’s been said/done before, but it’s currently nesting in my brain:  Demon/Dark Force being ‘allergic’ to blessings, Human/non-demonic force not knowing this and blessing them, causing a worse reaction.  “hETZshh’oo-!” 

“Oh, bless you!”

‘huH’RRSHH’oo-!” 

“Bless you again. Are y-”

“ITZZSHHH’oo-! KNNGT’guhh-!” 

“Bless you and bless you again!” 

“J- Juhhst... hEH’DESHHH’oo-! S- stop with t- that... hEH’MMFFZZSHH’uhh-!” 

“With what? Bless you aga- oh.”

“hEHH-! hH’EMMPFSHH’oo-! ASHHH’oo-! ITZSSHH’uhhh-!” 

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t know that was a thing!” 

“It’s fine. snfff- Just- don’t do it again, okay?” 

“Okay! Christ, you really sca-”

“ITSCHH’uhh-! hahh’MMPFFFSHH’oo-!” 

“Whoops... heh, sorry...”  Cue them figuring out if any blessing causes that, or only ‘holy’ ones (ie. ‘gesundheit’ is fine because it just means ‘health’, but ‘bless you’ isn’t because it’s offering a ‘holy’ blessing). 

[waterfallofspace]

Someone who always, and I mean always denies sickness until the bitter end. So when they show up at the gardens to hang out with their friend group sneezing, sniffling, and even coughing a little, everyone just assumes they’re sick, but not willing to admit it.  As the day goes on, no new symptoms emerge, but the sneezing is getting worse, and they’re horribly congested. The group decides to sit down for a bit next to the flowerbeds to let them catch their breath.  Cue a sneezing fit so desperate and harsh all they can do is gasp, bent over at the waist, completely at the mercy of their nose. Turns out it’s not a cold, they’re horrifically allergic to a plant in the garden, one they just sat down next to, getting a face full of pollen.  “We thought you were just sick?? Christ, why didn’t you say something?!”

“I als- heH’ESHH’huee-! Also thought I w- hH’RRUSHHhh’uee-! was just si... sick- hAH’keTCHshh’oo-!”