hi there it's your superbowl snacks anon, can I be 🩵 maybe? im having a lovely weekend, spent yesterday w/ my partner at the farmers market where I always get tons of food, had half a huge breakfast burrito and a giant truffle and some ice cream they didn't want, plus a mini pecan pie and an espresso drink that cleared out my belly pretty well yesterday... but today I had a big cream cheese pastry and the other burrito half that id stuffed in my bag, plus more coffee and my favorite strawberries with Nutella and a mug cake...which was enough to need to nap off my gurgling belly, it was so deliciously loud and achy... and then I stuffed myself again with chicken nuggets and teriyaki noodles and 2 hard apple ciders and oh. my belly is SO swollen. I wanted more gurgles and to make sure all this doesn't get stuck in me so I took a full dose of laxatives with the cider too so I can only expect the bloat to increase. just going to keep drinking liquids and holding and rubbing my tight stomach, it needs pressure or it feels like I'll pop. But I feel like I deserve to be spoiled a little this weekend and I have ice cream in the fridge sooo surely that will fit in me too... and maybe another mug cake... I need to massage this all through my gut before I have to work Monday because I hate having a bloated tummy there, hope 12 hours will be enough... help?? <3 (oh ps weighed myself and went from 117 to 124 between Friday night and Sunday morning if anyone is into that)
You had an indulgent af weekend and I feel my belly sympathy gurgling from reading all that you’ve stuffed into your own gut 🩵
I also hate going to work bloated and full from my weekend indulgences. It’s the most uncomfortable feeling in the world (especially with a 7lbs food baby sitting heavy in your belly). Did your laxatives work, lovely? I hope they gave you at least a little relief before you had to start your shift Monday.
