#so eventually

[themsmeep]

Ages ago I did a poll on whether I should rewrite Dog Days Are Over and make it make sense. I'm starting to post the redone bits now.

So Complex I Gave My Therapist a Complex

Akira tries to sleep with everyone he meets (and mostly succeeds). Maruki tries to give him therapy about it (and mostly fails).

Now with consistent tense, new seductions and even more dick jokes!

[ssongsboo]

ill literally never forgive my fyp for turning me into a caleb girlie i am literally gonna kms

[minijenn]

And now because I'm bored as hell, here are some fake titles to the new UF "Seasons"

Season 1: The Crystal Gems adopt two new kids

Season 2: That little shit in the three piece suit keeps causing Problems

Season 3: The kids realize they're in love with each other and also an alien invasion I guess

Season 4: Trauma Time

Season 5: Ford is back and the Gems are fighting oh nooooo

Season 6: Peridot gets indoctrinated into loving the Earth

Season 7: Just get to RMD already Jen you fucking moron

Season 8: The kids are OK but they're absolutely not also alternate dimension yaaaaay

Season 9: The kids are really not ok but everybody else is doing alright so we good ig

Season 10: The literal fucking Apocalypse

[prophetfromthecrypt]

so I'm diving head first back into my illuminated manuscript phase

[funk-remixed]

I wonder what could Skid look like in his “Lucifer” form?

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

“slipping in to airplane mode again, I'm not alright but ill pretend”

one day ill write something based off of that line i swear

[lonicera-caprifolium]

brendanthesalty, there is, it’s just not quite ready yet ♡

[camscendants]

Me begging everyone in my life that can drive if they can take me to concerts