Universe Falls Brainrot is Back I guess

Yo what up kids, welcome to my shitty blog where I spend all day rambling about whatever the fuck. Feel free to hit me up in my inbox or whatever. Enjoy the madness! (she/her, ace/aro)

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I’ve made this joke before but that other ask someone sent in reminded me

Yellow, suddenly: 🎵 Looks like you could use some help,

From the big boss of this world herself! 🎵

*Dipper and Stonemason silent*

Stonemason, deadpan: this is new

Yellow: 🎵 Check your mom's glowing reviews on Yelp

Hessionite: 🎵 Five stars!

Emerald: 🎵 Flawless!

Yellow Pearl: 🎵 Greater than great!

Yellow: 🎵 Oh, with the punch of a Diamond's hand-- wap-bam-boom, alakazam! Usually, I charge a cost so great. But you get the family rate!

Stonemason: Dipper you can have my arm

Damn neither of them want to be there in the first place but they’d want to be there even less if yellow started singing hazbin hotel songs at them

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We’ve seen the diamonds completely Gush over Steven when ever he comes to homeworld, but what about when Dipper or Stonemason arrive in UFF? I’d imagine that none of them would give a shit about Mabel since they thought Connie was Steven’s ‘pet’ at first

So blue doesn’t really give a shit about either of them and white barely gives a shit about stonemason since she was involved in “creating” him a little but even then. Tbh dipper and stonemason will primarily only be interacting with yellow during that trip, since they need her to fix dippers broken arm and all and I have a few interesting ideas in mind for that interaction. I think those three would have quite a lot to talk about in the uff era, and I do think yellow will express her remorse for what she did to both of them. And yet that’s an apology neither of them are really going to accept for like, obvious reasons. I can’t talk too much about all that I have planned for uff Homeworld bound but it will be… interesting to see it all play out to say the least

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This is my opinion, but I still don’t like the idea of Dipper and Mabel’s Mom being described as overbearing and controlling of both her children, and is even implied to be homophobic. It just doesn’t seem right at least to me. And for what? Just so that both Steven and Dipper have a similar problem to their respective moms?

I mean that’s a valid opinion but tbh I do plan on doing way more with the idea than that, particularly tying back to how I develop both Dipper and Mabel as characters and how their life back in California ties into that development. But at the end of the day it’s just what I decided I wanted to write, you don’t gotta like it 🤷‍♀️

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Stonemason inner thoughts: 'These guys may be a bunch of gay idiots, but they're my gay idiots.'

Yuuuup. He may not get it, but he supports it all the way. Just like all good Obligatory Ace/Aro Friends do.

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I love what you made for Pride Month, Miss Jen! Which design in the first one would you say is your favorite?

Thanks! In terms of their outfits, you mean? I mean Mabel is essentially wearing her usual UFF outfit, aside from a few tweaks, so I would probably go with hers.

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Happy Pride from the Mystery Kids!

Yeah I'm in the spirit this year, so I scribbled up some up some UFF Pride cuteness. By then, the polycule is in full force, along with their obligatory ace friend/brother. Don't really have much else to say about this one other than they're cute and in love lmao

(btw, if it isn't self-explainatory, Dipper, Paz, and Connie are all bi/poly, Steven and Mabel are pan/poly, and Stonemason is Ace/Aro. And before any of ya'll ask, no there's no fucking incest in the polycule, get the fuck out of here and stop asking stupid questions).

(Normal/non fucking eyesore version under the cut)

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It’s the most wonderful time of year again isn’t it

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How is Bill gonna fuse with Peridot if he doesn't even have a physical form and he's limited to the mindscape?

Cause he can fuse with Gems cause I said so.

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Do you think Amethyst would’ve also shapeshifted into Purple Puma if she fought C-Beth & the unicorns?

Mmm sure

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here's a thought Dipper, waking up in the morning, feeling the weight of his metal arm and realizing in his dreams he thought of himself with his flesh arm. Until, one day, he wakes up and realizes he has begun to dream of himself with the metal arm.

how's that for a thought

I like that thought a lot because it reminds me of something I might already plan on doing in UF2 :3 No I will not elaborate

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A Homeworld Gem so far from home

Finally managed to get my shit together enough to start drawing UF promos again. It really is something, knowing we're so close to Pyrite, knowing we're so close to the barn arc, new UF is comin at ya fast and I for one am all here for it, just like I'm here for revisiting this chapter where Peridot continually fumbles her way through the woods and all its weird fuck creatures.

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It's almost time for the screeching piss dorito to come back

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A Homeworld Gem so far from home

Finally managed to get my shit together enough to start drawing UF promos again. It really is something, knowing we're so close to Pyrite, knowing we're so close to the barn arc, new UF is comin at ya fast and I for one am all here for it, just like I'm here for revisiting this chapter where Peridot continually fumbles her way through the woods and all its weird fuck creatures.

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Even if they won't be part of the main storyline, will you still write the Reverse Falls/Steven Diamond and Gravity Rises/Momswap AUs? We never did get to see Relativity Falls/Gem Kids.

I mean I almost certainly won't write them. That would take a lot of time and planning I just don't have on my side when I already need to write three whole fics for mainline UF. But I wouldn't be opposed to drawing things from them for fun. I mean, I've already drawn Swap AU stuff in the new UF because I love it a lot, and I still have fondness towards the other UF AUs, I just won't plan on writing any of them out aside from like, Thorn in the Gut I guess.

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Lmao what if Shades of the Sea

What if I actually wrote for it

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Since UF has a lot of blood in it, I have to ask, will the scene in UF2 where Steven’s gem removed gonna be a lot bloodier?

Mmm probably not no

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You know after reading your latest chapter can’t help but, feel like Celestabellebethabelle is a clever Take That to Mabel’s detractors. You feel the same way too?

eh tbh I feel like she probably wasnt written as such. I may be wrong about this, but I feel like Mabel hate wasn't really a big thing until around the time of Dipper and Mabel vs the Future, what with people blaming her for starting the appocalypse by being selfish (which is a stupid fucking claim, she was manipulated during a low point into giving something away that she had no idea what it was or what it could do how the fuck can you blame her for that)