#so kyle

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[alaskan-wallflower]

Any tall teen Kyle headcanons?

Oooh yes!!

He definitely had one of those ‘overnight growth spurts’ when he was in eighth grade

Or well…it happened over summer break

He grew 4 inches in three months, and his mom loves it

His appetite grows with him, much to his frustration

Ike likes to tease him a lot and call him a giant, stuff like that. Asks Kyle to let him ‘climb his beanstalk and visit his castle in the sky to see his golden goose’

Kyle hated it at first but eventually just plays into it

But when he went back to school that gal and was with his friends at the bus stop?

Hes towering over all of them.

None of them really noticed when they had occasionally met up but now that they were in a familiar environment it’s really noticeable.

They have to crane their necks to look up at him

He was very awkward as well? Not in the ‘dorky’ kind of way, more in an ‘I’m too tall and it’s hard to get used to so I’m a bit clumsy now” kind of way

He started out his freshman year the tallest in his class though. (he was around 6’2’’)

He stopped growing at around 6’4’’ or so.

He likes to pick up Ike and hold him up like Baby Simba sometimes

(I kinda headcanon Ike being short and chubby(?) so it kinda opposes Kyle’s physique in this way)

He has to get a new trapper hat because he’s too big for it now :/

It looks just like his old one though

He was probably insecure about his height at first but then grew to like it

That’s all I got, feel free to add on if you want!

[trepanationgecko]

Even the first episode had hints of Style. 👌

[helzdraws-sp]

Happy Birthday to Matt Stone and Kyle Broflovski

I know, I wrote the date wrong, m'kay? My stupid ass hand wrote 28 instead of 26 and idk why

I've never really seen people draw Matt Stone for his birthday so I decided to draw one with Kyle

Btw, this was my first time coloring with crayons and my coloring skill is terrible so don't judge

[alaskan-wallflower]

kyle is an overachiever in the way that he tries to kick the kickball into the basketball hoop in gym class. he’s not the kind of guy to try that hard in school. He overachieves with stupid shit like normal young/teenage boy shit. like seeing who can burp the loudest or whatever. not “oh i’m gonna try to get a 100% average and if i don’t i’m gonna kill my self’ kind of way. he doesn’t strike me as the kind of person to try too hard in school. he really only kinda tries when it comes to like…group projects because he’s not a deadweight. he doesn’t try too hard in school. things just happen to come natural to him. he’s not even top of his class. wendy probably would be. kyle would probably be in the top ten but he wouldn’t be valedictorian. even tolkien like tolkien is smart. yall forget that. because tolkien doesn’t exist in fanon. i feel like wendy would be val and tolkien would be sal. kyle would be third maybe.

kyle is an overachiever sometimes. but honestly? i only headcanon it to be stupid shit. like seeing who can hold their breath the longest or some shit. not even school wise.

[alaskan-wallflower]

feel free to drop any kyle haleadcanons!!

[0kaba3]

we had to make 3D cars in class