#so laugh

[shroomi-reblogs]

I was trying to google the rules of the internet cuz I forgot what sixty three was and I found this 😭😭😭

NOT THAT KIND OF RULE BROCHACHO -🎵🥖✨ Teto (she/it)

[miwiheroes]

byler brainrot so bad instead of snoring like snork mimimi it’s snork miwiwi

[bloodsepioa]

when me and twin travel to Toon Town to crack cup and bendy but twin lowkey starts melting from ink illness and we realise shit ain't so sweet anymore

[cupcakes-are-ours]

my honest reaction to k*lobyte as well

[khvylovy]

so, how's the "will they won't they" thing with your parent's divorce going?

[etherealepiphany]

Where is the fluff for Shigaraki??? I’ve had enough of the angst life is tough as it is give me something funny or overly sweet that make my gums hurt i dont know. Something funny???

What happened to hello? how are you? and some cringy joke </3

So i present today crack written by yours truly

me attempting to make you laugh or chuckle a little giggle even 

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Narrator: It was a good day. At least that’s what Shigaraki thought till a blood curdling scream resonated through the thin shitty walls Shigaraki didn't get what he paid for but that is beside the point. Now like any good leader he didn’t go check what the noise was he sent someone else aka Kurogiri who is always subjected to some sort of torture without a pay even being given don’t worry I head the minimum wage is being lifted in the England so at least the poor are somewhat winning a noble sacrifice. Now the lilac will o wisp begrudgingly places down the glass to the counter and warps all suspecting perpetrators into the room.

(stage directions ) Enter the bar room thing : Y/N Dabi Mr Compress Spinner Toga Twice

Silence then came the screams of disgust fear and everything in-between.

Shigaraki: Stop Stop l’ll dust all of you SHUT UP

......

What happened Y/n?

Toga & Twice in sync : Ha Simp 

Y/N: yeah you wouldn’t dust us 

Shigaraki : Answer the question or i’ll start dusting each and everyone of you

Y/N: there was a crime!

Mr Compress: A crime against nation

Spinner: it was truly shocking act 

Shigaraki: Yes thats what we do as villains’ are you all stupid?

Kurogiri: now now hear them out

Dabi : It wasn’t even that serious

Collective gasp from Y/N Compress Spinner Toga and Twice 

Y/N : wasn’t that SeRioUs? Um Dabi takes a bite of a baguette from one side and the other end of it

Shigaraki and kurogiri : So

Toga: but it gets worse

Twice: Better! No Worse! Terrible!

Y/N : Dabi tell them. Tell them what you did right in front of me say it!

Dabi: okay 🙄 I took a bite of it in the middle too 

Kurogiri drops the glass and Tomura just stares * Law and order sound effect*

Shigaraki : what the fuck

Y/N : i know right! and he sees nothing wrong with it

Spinner: it was horrible

Mr Compress: A crime against humanity at this point

Y/N: Right and in Black history month too

Toga: He didn’t even apologise for his behaviour

Twice: His wrong doings!

Y/N : He has to go! He’s crazy and not the casual i want to over throw the government but just plain crazy

Toga & Twice: the death chair!

Spinner and Compress: Has to go

Dabi: you guys are being dramatic everybod-

Y/N : Every who??? Not me!  Lets not normalise this behaviour 

Kurogiri : He has to go im afraid

Shigaraki: I knew this crazy mother f-

Kurogiri: Language

Shiagarki: Crazy bastard was weird

Dabi: says the one with wrinkled skin plus its not that deep

Y/N: Aren’t stables literally keeping you together... anyway like Rihanna said 

And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not Baby , when I know you're only sorry you got caught

Toga & Twice with Y/N : 

But you put on quite a show (Ooh, oh) Really had me going But now it's time to go (Ooh, oh) Curtain's finally closing That was quite a show (Ooh, oh) Very entertaining But it's over now (But it's over now) Go on and take a bow

Narrator: In the end he stayed because they need him but since then Dabi has been shamed into never committing such a heinous crime again. Tomura is still a cute lazy bastard who keeps asking for the walls to be repaired . Kurogiri hasn’t seen his paycheck. Toga and Twice are robbing a bank while Spinner is playing LOL and Y/N has just doing what they do best which is Y/Ning at life.

That’s it folks come back next______ for the next episode of The Real Villains of Yokohama 

And its a wrap

Fun fact

A friend actually eats like that i felt hate crimed/j 

it was horrible let me tell you

anyway love shigaraki <3 he so cute 

[novannna]

Nova: wow danna you look great!!! no homo tho

Danna: no homo????

Nova: ...

Nova: ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵒ