Albus Dumbledore is deranged
Whats so evil about talking to snakes? Like Dumbledore was so suspicious the moment Tom told him he could talk to an animal.
From all the choices of the animal kingdom talking to snakes is going to be the most evil thing to wizardkind? What kind of wisdom is to gain from a scaly noodle? No arms no legs no inherent magical wisdom or knowledge.
Like have you looked at most snakes? Their activity is reduced to 4 things in life. Sleep, eat, chill and once a year procreate. They do not have wizards on the menue unlike other nonmagical and magical creatures out there. Why snakes??
What kind of devilish magical secrets can a snake teach an 11 year old boy?
"Let me tell you about my favourite log!"
"Oh this tree has 3 great holes. That one is too wet, dont go there."
But nooo, that boy must be the devil incarnate if he misbehaves and talks to snakes at 11 years old.
What. Logic. Is. That?!?!
So what is "The greates wizard alive" 's solutution to that?!?!
Why, yes! Lets set a kids closet, with everything he owns, on fire to "teach him a lesson" (as a goddamn teacher) and proceed to creepily stalk, encroach on and disregard that childs inherit right for respect, boundaries and personal growth.
Whats a bratty twig gonna do to ya? Tell his snake how crappy you are?
What a fine plan for a grown up goddamn adult with children to supervise on a DAILY basis.
