#snaketalk

[thequietones111]

Albus Dumbledore is deranged

Whats so evil about talking to snakes? Like Dumbledore was so suspicious the moment Tom told him he could talk to an animal.

From all the choices of the animal kingdom talking to snakes is going to be the most evil thing to wizardkind? What kind of wisdom is to gain from a scaly noodle? No arms no legs no inherent magical wisdom or knowledge.

Like have you looked at most snakes? Their activity is reduced to 4 things in life. Sleep, eat, chill and once a year procreate. They do not have wizards on the menue unlike other nonmagical and magical creatures out there. Why snakes??

What kind of devilish magical secrets can a snake teach an 11 year old boy?

"Let me tell you about my favourite log!"

"Oh this tree has 3 great holes. That one is too wet, dont go there."

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But nooo, that boy must be the devil incarnate if he misbehaves and talks to snakes at 11 years old.

What. Logic. Is. That?!?!

So what is "The greates wizard alive" 's solutution to that?!?!

Why, yes! Lets set a kids closet, with everything he owns, on fire to "teach him a lesson" (as a goddamn teacher) and proceed to creepily stalk, encroach on and disregard that childs inherit right for respect, boundaries and personal growth.

Whats a bratty twig gonna do to ya? Tell his snake how crappy you are?

What a fine plan for a grown up goddamn adult with children to supervise on a DAILY basis.

Real power move.

[snakebunker]

i saw the art you did of someone grabbing at a guardian's ghost, and hOLY SHIT I LOVE IT SO MUCH????? i rambled in the tags when i reblogged it but i honestly thought it was so cool and so well done that i wanted to come and tell you! i love your art in general but that piece was just so particularly attractive and expressive, and i really love it to bits! i hope you have a nice day/afternoon/evening!!!

This is incredibly kind of you to write and i actually got the ask like yesternight at 1 in the morning and fell asleep smiling. Thank you so much! I’m very very glad you enjoyed it!!

[pocketnoodz]

Snake look

Snake cool

Snake silli

Snake eat

[pocketnoodz]

The only 'noodz' for me. And otherwise they'll stay in my pocket, this place is sfw (for now). No surprisenoodz! Only noodles, and instant ones at that :3

...

Okay I lied there are other noodz

Behold! Him.... My baby boie...

Name of Sambal, because he's mildly spicy.

Then we have Kanti, they're a baby still. And another picci of Sambal.

Last noodle is Koco, she's a silly billy. Not a noodle but a hampter, she is Gendut.

Left during the whole 'no more p0rn' but now I came back... Heh funny how that goes

I also art sometimes

Part of neurodiversions (adhd)

Disabled community sympathizer, ME/cfs and long covid

Anyhoo if you made it this far, hi, hello, nice to meet you!

[adaughterofslytherin]

Villains Talk: Hades

When I got word that Cheyenne Jackson was cast to play Hades in Descendants 3, I couldn’t help but feel excited. After all, Hades is one of my favorite villains in Disney, and I have the feeling that Disney has made the right casting choice since I’ve seen Jackson’s acting on American Horror Story. When I think about, Disney dose a great job representing something negative when it comes to thier villains, like a living personification. With Hades, it’s all about manipulation, to the point where he can be very persuasive towards the intended target whose soul he is after. Not only that, but he’s very creative when it comes to eternal punishment by making the simplest thing into pure torment. A fine example that no one is safe, not even a spoiled prince when I skimmed through the Hercules and the River Styx episode. Also, this is also a villain you do not want to piss off.

[clairsentientconjurer]

When you've gone too far.

Life is hard. Life is confusing and difficult, and its hard to know what to do and what not to do. I get it, I don't blame you. It's hard to decipher what to say in a situation and how to act depending. We all have things we don't like. Balloons, clowns, photos of us from middle school. All of these things can be scary to different people, and you need to know when to be assertive and when to be offended. People are sensitive, and thats okay. But it is not okay for them to make you feel like shit for your mistakes. It is not okay for them to ridicule and attack you for offering them a different approach to a situation. Do not let people bring you down for the things you like to do. (Unless its despicable or illegal, like killing people or kicking puppies.) If you like making balloon animals, do it. Just don't bring it into the home of someone who has globophobia. If you like snakes, get a snake. Just don't insist someone who is afraid of snakes hold it. Do not yell and accuse and patronize people who make mistakes, do not make them feel bad, and do not attack them. Instead, express to them your issue calmly, and if they're the type to actually try for your sake, they will. But you bringing someone down because of something they did without properly explaining it to them makes you just as bad as someone who triggers you on purpose. Everybody has feelings, and just because you have triggers and sensitivities doesn't mean you can demean someone for doing something that triggers you on accident. They can't read you mind, they aren't a damn Jedi, so don't act like its only their fault. You have a role to play in the act of ensuring your mental stability, and that is educating kindly. Without you, the act is incomplete and painful to experience, so let's remedy that, shall we? But there are times where you're allowed to cuss, to yell, to scream. When someone specifically goes out of their way to trigger you, to make you feel bad despite your best intentions, you tell them to fuck off. You tell them that you hope they are sad in life, that their sock falls down in their shoes, and that rocks forever plague the bottoms of their feet. But then, only then, are you allowed to yell. If you have educated, you have reminded them time and time again, and they make no effort to refrain from your trigger, thats when you yell. Thank you for your time, and remember: Tolerate and educate, reiterate and dont berate.

[snakebunker]

i’ve managed to complete and post no less than three pieces in three days, which is an all-time record, and probably definitely this is due to the re-emergence of the Sun, which powers and restores me

[snakebunker]

tried out battleborn today, playing as reyna. good fun, definitely gonna drag my m8s back there for some more