#so much dick

[dirtywweimagines]

[hcrrcrfilms]

the sdmn gave ZERO fucks about deji’s diss track

ok but peep simon’s bars at the end

[ohiobluetip]

hi i just found u on ao3 this week (code bluuuueee) and i’m DEAD, your writing is so good!!!! so many words, super solid imagery. i literally binged half of your works this week. & daddy charlie makes me meeeeeeellllllttttt

Oh hi there darling! Welcome and thank you so much! My gOSH I am so chuffed that you enjoy my dirty nonsense, really and truly.

(And I know I’m a few days late with this answer, running a bit behind on asks as always but) It is ~topical to say the least that you bring up Code Blue and Daddy!Charlie ‘cause like... I’m writing the last instalment AS WE SPEAK and ya girl just blew like 200+ words describing his dick, so...

I hope you like what’s coming your way soon my dear!

Thanks so much for this message x

[sheisraging]

And about the ask of the photos in the cloud would there also be some pics of chris's dick? 😍😋 would change your choice 😂😜

I don’t know why I randomly can’t believe Chris has pics of his dick on his phone. He seems entirely too averse to technology and all that shit. But maybe. I might be too curious about whether or not Armie’s lives up to all the gigantor dick hype though.

Do the thing, send me asks!

[loving-that-officey-feel]

my brain is full of cottonballs. I’m more than three hours behind my normal wordcount, despite desperately trying to bash my head against the keyboard to try and make things go faster

I really hope you guys appreciate the blood, sweat, and tears that goes into each part of Grimmjow and Ichigo’s Marathon Sexscapades

[honey--drip-blog]

I love getting my daily dose of Robert Plant’s dick tbh

[duck-fucking-newton]

Off-Brand but...

in Bubble everyone is obsessed with Mitch’s dick...

and they call him names related to it- including “thicc boi...”

constantly.  

more than they use his name.

i love the dead meme. So. Much. 

[2-way-monologues]

Some days I really regret following so many porn blogs... but not enough to unfollow any of them.