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This os SO ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME
Write a theme song for Magnus Burnsides? Don't mind if I do!
... Does the bandana earn me bonus points?
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i know the fandom is dead and i'm late to the party, but im posting a new chapter daily! Its Rk900/Gavin Reed :)
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Hey @staff @support
You need to let us report ads.
This ad is promoting a diet plan that would starve a five year old.
These are actively dangerous, and I know you know that because I remember the crackdown on pro-ana blogs.
The average fatphobic ads with the muscled anthro characters are *annoying* but this is a structured plan with specific instructions on how to starve yourself.
If it violates your ToS for users, you shouldn't allow it in ads.
@changes @wip @staff @support
Are you fucking kidding me?
If you're not sure why "we should destroy the evil abrahamic religions that are violent and glory in human sacrifice and instead worship ancient egyptian wisdom" is some fucking nazi shit, here are some links that I absolutely do not recommend clicking (for real, fuck these people, i'm just including proof that this isn't random shit) to white supremacists talking about anti-abrahamism (incl. varg vikernes header, predictably) and the egyptians as an ayran race.
Fucking. Great goddamned job, @staff. Great move from promoting eating disorders to white supremacist esoteric ebooks.
You have GOT to let us report ads, or you've got to get better about investigating who's paying you, or some shit because this is fucking shocking.
they're just drawn to her somehow
You know, a person who doesn’t drink.
Rachel says a word and Griffin falls even more in love
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Kiss the homies if you like their accessories.jpeg
✨🌂📺 (bimonthly taako art)
adult angus mcdonald looks like chidi from the good place change my mind
I’ve always been bothered by how sloppy the original version of this is and so I made a less sloppy version for my own satisfaction.
LISTEN CRUSTACEOUS cheapskate SQUIDWARD’S LIVING AT my house YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE him back BECAUSE A STUPID DIME
this video was exactly the perfect final straw to send me over the edge for good I’m quitting my meds there’s no point now
when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c
#idk why i’m so unreasonably angry#maybe cuz it’s my fav line
it’s also because Leonard COHEN (!) was Jewish and this is a quintessentially Jewish line, and changing it to that level of Annoying Certainty is stripping it of its Jewish meaning and imbuing it with that particularly American smug evangelical Christian attitude that makes me tired, so very tired
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY
I don’t think I’ve heard any cover artist sing my favorite verses You say I took the name in vain I don’t even know the name But if I did, well really, what’s it to you? There’s a blaze of light In every word It doesn’t matter which you heard The holy or the broken Hallelujah I did my best, it wasn’t much I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you And even though It all went wrong I’ll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
um woah
I will always hit the reblog button so hard for Hallelujah but ESPECIALLY mentions of the elusive final verses which are just about my favorite lyrics ever. Why do people always omit the best part of the song??
In Yiddish
In Hebrew
In Ladino
Yeah, I wonder why the verses that reference specific Jewish mystical and chassidic concepts that aren’t readily understood by American “I love Jews, you know, Jesus was Jewish!” Christians never get any airtime. Funny that.
You say I took the name in vain I don’t even know the name But if I did, well really, what’s it to you? There’s a blaze of light In every word It doesn’t matter which you heard The holy or the broken Hallelujah
These are specifically about Chassidic Jewish theories of the holy language, how each letter and combination of letters in Hebrew contains the essence of the divine spark and if used correctly, can unlock or uncover the divine spark in the mundane material word. And of course, there are secret names of God which, when spoken by any ordinary human would kill them, but if you are worthy and holy and righteous can be used to perform miracles or even to behold the glory of God face-to-face. The words themselves have power. Orthodox Jews often won’t even pronounce the word “hallelujah” in it’s entirety in conversation, because the “yah” sound at the end is a True Name of God (there are hundreds, supposedly) and thus too holy to say outside of prayer.
None of this is to mention how David’s sin in sleeping with Batshevah (the subject of much of the song, with a brief deviation to Shimshon and Delilah) is considered the turning point in the Tanach that ultimately dooms the Davidic line at the cosmological level and thus dooms Jewish sovereignty and independence altogether. From a Christian perspective this led to Jesus, the King of Kings, and that’s all very well and good for them, but for the Jews, the Davidic line never returned and is the central tragedy of the total arc of the Torah. Like, our Bible doesn’t have a happy ending? And that’s what this song is about? There’s no Grace - you just have to sit with the sin and its consequence.
Of course, Cohen is referencing all of this ironically, and personalizing these very high-level religious concepts. Like the point of this song is that Cohen, the songwriter, is identifying with David, the psalmist, and identifying his own sins with David’s. The ache that you hear in this song is that the two thousand year exile that resulted from one wrong night of passion and Cohen feels that the pain he has caused to his lover is of equally monumental infamy. Basically, in a certain light, the whole of Psalms is a vain effort for David to atone for his sin and I think Cohen was writing this song in wonderment that David could eternally praise the God who would not forgive him and would force him and his people into exile. But he ultimately gets how you have to surrender to the inexorable force of God in the face of your own inadequacies and how to surrender is to worship and to worship is to praise - hence, Hallelujah. You can either do the right thing and worship God from the start, or you can fuck up, be punished, and thus be forced to beg for His forgiveness. It’s the terrible inevitability of praise that’s driving him mad.
Like honestly, I identify with this song so strongly as an off-the-derech Jew, I sometimes wonder what Christians can possibly hear in this song, as it speaks so specifically to the sadomasochistic relationship that a lapsed Jew has with their God. It’s such a different song from a Christian theological perspective it’s almost unrecognizable, man. This song continues to be a wonder of postmodern Jewish theology and sexuality from start to finish. Don’t let anyone give you any “Judeo-Christian” narishkeit. This is a Jewish song.
(Sorry about the wild tangent it’s just 2AM and I love this song so dang much, you guys.)
holy shit. woah.
This.
That last bit from @stoneandbloodandwater, that’s a great articulation of the well of feeling, memory, storytelling, and culture packed into one of the most Jewish songs ever to get real famous. The song is both surrender and defiance, and that those are actually a single path together, not two opposite choices.
A small addition: This song is such a deeply resonant Jewish touchstone that every synagogue I have ever attended uses its melody in services from time to time.
It is so important, so powerful, so spiritually resonant that we use it in prayer.
If memory serves me, the cover we most often hear came about specifically because Jeff Buckley was like “man, this song is badass but I don’t know that I can do its concepts justice” and Leonard Cohen was like “you need different verses? Here, I wrote over eighty of the fuckers, pick what you want to use” and so Buckley put together verses that spoke to him as a non-Jew about sexuality and this idea of a failed relationship.
Which wouldn’t be an issue if Christians didn’t then take his adaptation (done, I emphasize again, with Cohen’s blessing) and rewrite it in ways THAT DO NOT COME FROM THE ORIGINAL VERSES.
Yes, this.
didn’t fitzroy piss his pants on the first episode
more like sir pissroy
sir pissroy mapeecourt
hi. is this thing on. *taps mic* i said. i said sir pissroy mapeecourt
CROCS AND BEETLEJUICE CHARACTERS
Beetlejuice:
Lydia Deetz:
Charles Deetz:
Delia Deetz:
Barbara Maitland:
Adam Maitland:
Otho:
Miss Argentina:
Juno:
BONUS: who do you think would wear THESE???
Are you guys more interested in vines and memes or into just anything related to wtnv?
Reblog: for vines/memes
Like: any posts wtnv related.
*I will take each note seriously as this will determine the future of this blog.*
Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.
Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.
Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.
Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,
Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.
Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.
Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.
Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.
Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.
But are you willing to bet their life on it?
#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick you’re still making them sick#just give people what they ask for
