#so much lying

[craneum]

I usually hate going to the hairdresser and dealing with the *shudder* small talk, until the other day when I realised I could just... lie?

Yes, my name is matilda, im 23 and I have 6 children, and have you heard the drama about cousin sherry and her prison boyfriend who's 20 years younger than her? I can go all day. Test me, I dare you.

[pfctsrms]

Zesty and V be lying so much. Especially about Carmilla.

[rotzaprachim]

WAIT ..... jordeclan mr and mrs smith au thank you folks

[drmirage]

So I’m filling out a job application that asks “describe how diversity/inclusion is important to you.” Time to bust out some neo-lib bs instead of being honest.

[not-eurudike-blog]