#so random xd

[catgirl-kaiju]

Found this cursed vintage meme in a decaying old USB drive

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

I am so confused because somebody asked me to reshare a rumor about them possibly hooking up with a celebrity that was originally posted on a big page (based on clearly falsified messages in my opinion, because said celeb sounds nothing like that when they're communicating and that's not their way of writing but I could be wrong - at the same time, the fact that they're messaging me to talk about it makes me think even more that they just want to put their name out there and that the whole story is fake) because why would you choose me to share this gossip to my followers? neither me nor my little muffins care

[shinybanette]

“I drink juice when I’m killing cuz its fuckin delicious” is the most 2010 line of any song from any band

[vampyr-bite]

anyways so today i met and interviewed gary kemp

[waywardcryptid]

Alright, who dragged my 'Wildwood' fanart up from the deep, stygian depths of my art tag XD

[actualyuuri]

Victor wooing you in Russian! Using pet names and endearments and all that cute stuff xD

A/N: I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN LOL XD we’ll see how this goes

“Solnyshko,” Victor whispers.

You feel yourself shiver. “Omg, Vic, I like when you speak Russian. I think I have a thing for it.”

“A thing for it?” he asks, and starts speaking to you in Russian, a finger tracing down your arm. “You like that, [Y/N]?”

“Yeah,” you admit, feeling your cheeks heating.

“I just called you an erect phallus. You like that?”

“Wait what?”

[plurpartyofficial]

I ... AGUHH.. I NEED.. TO... CREA.TE.... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *transforms into a rainbow*

[starchild--27]

oh my mom and her never-ending "you kinda look like your dad in the late 90s" agenda