#so thoroughly

[baffledbirdbandit]

MY CAT IS NUZZLING I REPEAT SHES NUZZLING

[wetwicksdry]

I just left the art museum and i almost didn't realize it was pretty much closing time when i finished. It worked out cause i saw everything i wanted to but i definitely got lost in there for a few hours.

[shadsmeister]

Following all these Negan blogs was the best and worst thing I've ever done

[basob]

Sol's face during the crossroads episodes give me life

[littlelostmaybelots]

never forget

I bumped into Theo on the tube escalator. he was going up, I was coming down. I had left at home a tablecloth that I needed to take with me to the yalitcon so I was going to get it back - I'm in studymode barefaced no eyemakeup horror. Theo's just back from a vacation in France and he's tanned red like a lobster and hasn't been allowed to shave on vacation cuz no mirrors at his dads house and no razors on travel allowed, so he's sporting a patchy two-week beard/stache that he, halfway through conversation, realised he has and suddenly looks horrified. (I've only ever seen him freshly shaved. Armpits and all.) So he went on at great length about his shaving, and I babbled about my tablecloth, insterspersed with hugs of the "its so good to see you again!" variety. Then I brought up his last text to me which featured the Voight Kampf test and the upside down turtle which I didn't get when I first read it and he talked about how it was the defining test to determine if you were an android or human and I was like OH DUH BLADERUNNER and somehow it veered into how it was so nice to get an explanation in person as against on text, and in some ways it felt like the physical manifestation of a text that would have been, and because my brain likes to make completely needless connections and blurt them out I went all "we're being humans, not androids!" and spent a hot shamefilled ten seconds of why the fuckfuckfuck would I say something that stupid, and went with a hurried right, so I have to go now and he was like "aw, you don't think I'm an android" and then I legged it after saying something about meeting next week.

Every time I think I'm socially capable something like this happens and I realise I'm a human-shaped bag of awkward.

[twitchytwitchtwitch]

You don't mind people hitting you and slapping you and abusing you. I mean you say you're used to it and that it's not a big deal but mostly I guess you just want justification, cause, holy fuck, you have NONE. You sit there and slash up your arms and legs and chest and everything bleed all over the bathroom, and you have no reason. So ya you get hit a few times, ya you got bullied or whatever in elementary for like two seconds, big fucking whoop. Get over yourself. Get the fuck over yourself. Get over yourself and stop CALLING PEOPLE AND LEANING ON THEM LIKE POSTS AS YOU TRY TO PROP YOURSELF UP. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROP YOURSELF UP FROM. Stop crying, stop skipping school, stop acting like you don't care about life, and get over yourself, and get a life, or go jump off a fucking bridge you pathetic waste of space.

Actually, no. Just go jump off the bridge. I'm not waiting for you to get your act together, anymore. There are a number of them within walking distance. Or bussing distance. The buses all stop right by the bridge. Go. Go now. Right now. Stop typing and go.

Sidenote, votes? Self mutilation, which is worse? Slashing up your skin like a pathetic, emo fucker or inhaling delicious, choking smoke?