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[annabelle--cane]

☕️ + (what you know of) The X-Files

(Propaganda for you to watch X-Files)

I genuinely know nothing about the actual plot of the x-files I just know that those two pretty people stand in soft mood lighting and stare pensively at each others' mouths a lot. and there are aliens.

[nothingunrealistic]

Jared and Evan + 22 for the hurt/comfort prompts… simply a them concept

Anonymous asked:

Delirious and also straw that broke the camel's back

17. delirious || 22. the straw that broke the camel’s back

Jared wants to blame his buzzing phone for waking him up, but he wasn’t falling asleep anyway. If he were really tired, he wouldn’t be bothering to put on his glasses.

My cat

My cats

My cat

My cast

You say oh right

You saw it

Do you remember

?

Hearing from Evan this late is weird enough — usually he goes to bed before midnight, like someone’s grandma. He also usually texts more coherently than the average grandma. And Jared can’t remember the last time a text from Evan was preceded by two weeks of total silence.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Why are you even awake?

My car from my arm

Cat

Cast

You saw my car

Cast

Right

When I broke it

He should turn off his phone and ignore whatever this is until the morning, when Evan will either have forgotten about it or remembered how to form a complete sentence. Instead he presses Call and waits through one… two… three rings.

“Don’t call me,” Evan says, sounding like he just woke up. Was he sleep-texting? “I don’t like calls.”

“Yeah, and I don’t like having to decipher your messages like it’s the Rosetta Stone at two AM. Talk.”

“Did I break my arm?”

“Are you drunk? You shouldn’t be underage drinking without me.”

“I’m sick.”

“Wow, no shit.” That answers about half of his questions.

“I can’t remember,” Evan says. “If I really broke it. I thought it was real but I don’t know. Is it?”

Jared shoves his covers down, pushes himself into sitting upright, like that it’ll make it easier to think. “Yeah. You fell out of a tree and broke your arm.”

“No, I didn’t.” Evan’s voice shakes as if he’s about to cry. Jared can’t handle that even at the best of times, which this is far from. “That’s not — I don’t think it is.”

“Yes, you did. You told me. You had a cast on your arm for, like, the first month of school.” With Connor Murphy’s signature plastered across it, the first domino in the chain that’s threatening to topple over and crush them. “Now go to sleep. You and I both know it’s past your bedtime and that warm milk is wearing off.”

“I can’t. I’m tired but I can’t fall asleep.”

“So drink some water. Take some Tylenol. Listen to a boring podcast. Figure it out. Do you expect me to solve all your problems for you?”

“That’s what you do.”

Jared digs his fingers through his hair. He feels almost crazy enough to yank it all out. “This doesn’t mean we’re good, you know. You’re still an asshole.”

“I’m sorry,” Evan says. “I’m really sorry,” and the worst part of hearing that is knowing Evan’s too out of it to mean it. He won’t even remember this tomorrow.

“I’m hanging up.”

“Good n—”

Jared hits End Call, pulls off his glasses, and turns off his phone so he won’t throw it across the room.

(Put a number and two characters in my ask box and get a hurt/comfort drabble)

[kachinnate]

For the memorable scene I don’t remember the name of the fic but the glasses cleaning scene when Jared is trying to say I love you for the first time and can’t and he holds Evan’s extended hand and Evan is like “I meant give me your glasses??” waaaaahhh that one is rotating in my mind often! I simply love Jared struggling to express emotions and also embarrassing himself. get dunked on Jared

;_;<33 fun fact i completely forgot that i wrote that and went back to read it just now sdjfnskdfj twas the lips, the teeth (the tip of the tongue) i feel like a lot of kleinsen stuff just in general focuses on how evan is anxious and bad at saying things and does silly things but jared is Also anxious and bad at saying things and does silly things! and we should look at that more !!!

tell me abt a memorable scene u remember from one of my fics

[nostalgicbones]

Moodboard for the man the myth the legend: mr. Jared Kleinman!

god jared is so complex and always trying to appear less sad than evan but they are forever two sides of the same lonesome coin. when i got that quote i lost my marbles

send me a character/fandom/song/anything and i’ll make a moodboard from whatever i can find on my pinterest home page

[mosspups]

Wow my word was too obscure uuuh 📝 late

bahaha nah its mostly just i have like very small wips and my word choice isnt always the best :sob: <3 this is a bit older from my timeloop 2 doc so idk if ive shared it before.. but

This time Evan didn’t linger. He seemed just as eager to get out of the car as Jared felt he would when he got home. That.. had to be imagined, though. Right? If Evan didn’t want to be around him why would he have bothered to come over at all after school. Well, to be fair Evan never really liked cars anyways. Some combination of known facts about Evan and about this whole situation were making him draw conclusions in his head. They didn’t have to sit out here and talk for them to be friends. It was late, Evan probably just had homework to actually do or something.

send me a 📝 + a word

[annabelle--cane]

Can u pitch the silt verses (phone keeps autocorrecting to the silly verses)? Everyone seems very insane about it and it interests me but I can't go in blind I must Know and Have Knowledge first

Like what is it about? Genre? Vibes?

technical particulars: horror / fantasy / tragedy, audio drama, full cast, 3 seasons, 46 episodes, episodes average to about 40-60 mins each

plot pitch: in the world of the silt verses, there are gods of everything: rivers, coffee, trains, branding, breakfast cereal, lies, electricity, death, etc., and legitimate faiths are highly regulated and policed by governing bodies because all gods require regular human sacrifices. sister carpenter and brother faulkner, our two protagonists, are on a pilgrimage for their criminalized river god, a trip that the old-hand carpenter has taken many times before and that the zealous new convert faulkner believes to be his first step on the path to greatness. on their trip they try to evade capture by law enforcement, contemplate drowning each other, and wind up attending a crab rave.

vibe pitch: yknow that thing in greek myths where a god will decide to save one of their acolytes by transforming them into a tree at the moment of death? have you ever thought about the horror potential in that?

[annabelle--cane]

I have to imagine that person was just blatantly lying in an attempt to upset you. With the amount of posts you've made both about tma and in general about addicts/addiction, I don't even think it's possible to misinterpret your stance even on the piss on the poor website

also extremely possible, I just think it's a weird dig to go for. "you think this mean thing" "no I don't" conversation over.

[annabelle--cane]

Had a confusing and horrifying moment of reading your “Jared at it again” tag as Jared Kleinman before realizing it was Jared bone turner

well now that you mention it I've never seen them in the same room