When your patient tells you they haven’t been masturbating nonstop for the last two days. In reality, they are a vampire and they have a bunch of women inside of them that just keep fucking them. Apparently these women just can’t leave them alone.
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When your patient tells you they haven’t been masturbating nonstop for the last two days. In reality, they are a vampire and they have a bunch of women inside of them that just keep fucking them. Apparently these women just can’t leave them alone.
Social work problems
I’m doing good at work. Others think I’m doing great. I think I’m just doing an okay job. But apparently I’m doing so good I’ve got 2 new huge cases that are both really complex and will demand a lot of work. So I’m at 18 which is less than ideal.
How can there be such a disconnect between how I think I’m going and how others think I’m going. Do I just have too high expectations for myself? I don’t get it.
Plus my friend who is in burnout and off work doesn’t know this yet but One of the cases I’m getting is hers. And I know it’s going to crush her self esteem to know they gave it to me. Plus I’m going to appear like it’s not a big deal as I have a bit of compassion fatigue and it’s going to look to her as though I’m managing it easily but it won’t be easy at all.
I’m nervous about navigating all this with her.
Also I’m nervous that my manager thinks I’m better at my job than I actually am. I know I have confidence issues but.... yikes.
When your doctor doesn’t think involuntary is necessary because they think everything is meth but you have five affidavits and the DCR says your patient is too dangerous to even be placed on a unit.
Well, it happened. The day I have been dreading and predicting for almost a month. The day when all of the folks with mental health struggles all hit their critical mass at the same time and showed up at the ED en mass. I am one worn out social worker.
That feeling when you finally have a chance to cross train on the med floor but you end up spending your day trying to discharge a teen miscreant.
Strangely unforeseen side effect of residency: newbie psych residents “walking me through” the process for LRO revocation. 🙄 Bangs head on desk in frustration while trying to convince myself not to eviscerate the kid.
When a shame storm hits in the middle of a staff meeting and you’re in a room full of social workers who notice right away and you’re just like...
When the intake worker at a sub par psych hospital informs you that their male doctor questions whether or not you pursued least restrictives (they have your thorough notes) and feel that your patient doesn’t meet criteria for inpatient. Bitch please. Do not attempt to silence my clinical judgement with your own. Do not imply that I did not do my job completely. Do not burn a referral source that is being courted by your company to be your boss.