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if i were a cryptid 👀 i’d live under your bed 🛏️ and only steal your pens ✒️😈

I don’t have a villain era, I have a midlife crisis at 21.

my self-care routine is: 😭🍪🔁 cry, snack, repeat

somewhere, a duck 🦆 is watching me 👀 and judging my life choices 😩

i’m not lazy 😌 i’m on energy-saving mode 🔋 forever ♾️

i’m not depressed 😐 i’m just auditioning for a villain origin story 🖤🦹‍♀️

every time i walk past a mirror 🪞 i think: maybe i could’ve been a tragic main character 🖤 but instead i’m late for class ⏰😩

me: i need to be kind… just not to myself 😌 also me: yells at the toaster for being a traitor 🍞😤

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