#sohalice

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Safiyah: Let’s play twenty questions.

Alice: Sure. What’s your favorite color?

Safiyah: Circle. Are you into girls?

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Safiyah: 20 years from now, I guarantee you I will be Alice's second wife.

Alice: Wait, what happened to my first wife?

Safiyah: Nothing you can prove.

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Alice: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.

Tatiana: Safiyah has been in love with you for years.

Alice: she what

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Alice: What I want is to not want a man.

Safiyah: Step one, start liking women. Step two, look to your right.

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Safiyah: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight.

Ocean: Yeah, they are

Safiyah: you know who else is beautiful?

Ocean & Safiyah in unison: Alice

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Safiyah: Wow, your family is shitty. You should get a new one.

Alice: That's not possible.

Safiyah: You could always start one with me.

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Alice: do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them? like my sister will walk into the room and i'm like, "oh man i guess i have to end you"

Safiyah: [nodding sagely] The Cain instinct.

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Safiyah: When I think of my future, I just see your face over and over again.

Alice: Well, it's a very beautiful face.