overheard in the batcave

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Alice: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Sophie: how long are you going to be mad at me?

Ryan: [glowers]

Ryan: Ten minutes.

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Renee: Alright, that’s it. Swear words are illegal now, if you say one, you’ll be fined.

Ryan: Heck.

Renee: You're on thin fucking ice.

Ryan:

Renee: oh no.

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Luke: What is something you never tell someone about their boss?

Mary: Your boss is pretty.

Ryan: Is she single?

Kate: Hey you stole mine.

Sophie: She's got a cute butt.

Alice: I like hers better.

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Luke: Kate!

Kate: Yeah?

Luke: What do you say when someone tells you they're gay?

Ryan: It's about time.

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Luke: So are you going to explain how the hell you crashed the bat-mobile?

Sophie: Well, Ryan was driving and there was a deer in the road, so i said, "Ryan, Deer!"

Luke: And Ryan, what did you do?

Ryan: ...I said, "yes, honey?"

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Marquis: I could kill you if i wanted to.

Ryan: yeah? so could a human being. So could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. You're not special.

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Ryan: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Sophie: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Alice: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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Mary: What's your type?

Alice: Dark hair and eyes, about 5'9, crazy jawline-

Mary: I mean your blood type.

Alice: Oh. Uh, red.

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Alice: [pulls back curtain while Sophie is in the shower] Are we - stop screaming it's just me - out of cheetos?

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Ryan: Pamala gives Renee flowers everyday, i wish you would do that too.

Sophie: okay.

[later]

Sophie: [gives renee flowers]

Renee: Huh?

Sophie: I don't know, i'm confused as well.

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Kate: So, you're bisexual?

Alice: No i'm not..i'm straight. I just am attracted to girls sometimes.

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Alice: You know what i've realized?

Ryan: That some thoughts are better unsaid?

Alice: Nice try, anyways-

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Jacob: [Answering the phone] Hello?

Alice: Hey, it's Alice.

Jacob: What did she do this time?

Alice: No, it's me, Alice!

Jacob: What'd you do this time?