why is my brain like this
i have been compiling thoughts of what if porcini got isekaied to the 1920s and helped out with the whole bullshittery of loathing just because why not
there's just a little mushroom dude running around the streets of ocean city with a fucking glock and little mini versions of themselves causing chaos and confusion. not only that but like. what if they still had their future shit.
they roam the forest in a large mechanical spider that seems in shambles, covered in fungus, yet functions perfectly and moves with terrifying speed. not only that but it has rifles mounted on most of its legs. porcini has what equates to a fog machine but with poison gas that they can just hide in their cap and turn on whenever they want.
i imagine they just got dropped in crystaldream lake, probably terrified a few hikers with mycelium, decided to leave it in a safe place, and hitched a ride on the back of a bus that happened to be going to ocean city. charles found porcini in a bush while drilling there and just. they followed him back to the shop. jessica's mildly worried and charles is confused so they call up gabby bc she's the closest to a fungus expert they've got and she doesn't know what porcini is. porcini begins infodumping about what they are and also how things look different from what they're used to. how vehicles and tech are a lot less smooth and stuff. everyone's confused so they jsut . decide to think about this later and throw the funny mushroom in murray's room.