APPROPRIATE NOT-MISNOMERS FOR THE MAIN FOUR:
Killua:
That Little Shit
Murder Marshmallow
Static Shock
Killua “He Who Uses Assassination Skills To Raid Chocolate Factories” Zoldyck
Killua Zol-not-a-dick (Actually A Sweet Boy)
Puffball
One Of Those Little Pricker Balls That Fall Off Trees, But White
Gon:
He Eats Bugs!
SPROING
Froggy Boy
Grass Stains Everywhere, That’s Why He Wears Green
Light So Bright It Burns
The Catbug Zapper
Multiple Punch Man
Leorio:
Man Who Yells Things Sometimes
Dramatic Dad Outside, Sweetheart Sibling Inside
Will Shank A Bitch
Nineteen Year Old Has A Briefcase And A Medical Degree What Will He Do Next?
Tiny Sunglasses Can’t Hide His Big Heart
Himbo Extreme Plus Book Smarts
PLEASE ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE-
Kurapika
What Is Phone Service
Are His Eyes Bloodshot Or Is He Angry? Place Your Bets
Kurapika “Original Sasuke” Kurta
The Other Little Shit
Hypocritus Maximus
My Life As A Teenage Parent (But The Kid Isn’t Mine)
Insomniac Club President
The Better Rat
(please feel free to add on things i missed!!)