Me, circa 7-to-10-ish years ago, having finished Inheritance, book 4 of the Inheritance Cycle, for the first time: *sobbing* What do you MEAN Eragon never goes back, he’s never gonna see ANYONE, EVER again, except maybe ARYA over the PHONE!?!?
The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm: So anyway, Eragon FaceTimes Arya over his weekends, and he does business calls with everyone else anyway, and he got a video from Murtagh saying he might visit soon —and, really, he can just bring Roran with him, there’s no reason not to, it’s been awhile— and then Angela and Solembum and Elva stopped by for a while to say hi and they worked together for a few weeks, and THEN—
Me, now, having FINALLY read The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm, the side book of the Inheritance Cycle: Oh, fr, fr? Say less, king, go off. :D
