Ohh prev anon you inspired me
- absolutely do they talk about it. As someone in a long term relationship myself, sometimes you just say to your partner "I'm gonna go to the bedroom and masturbate real quick, can you get dinner?"
- Dan does this more often than Phil because he's more protective of his alone time in general. Phil usually accepts this, but every so often he gets a glint in his eye and asks if he can help
- sometimes this ends with Phil actually helping (kissing his neck and praising him), sometimes Dan just makes him watch
- they both watch porn when they're alone. You're telling me Dan who can't take a shower without reels can focus on his own fantasy long enough? Nah. Porn it is. When they find a particularly good video, they show it to the other person
- do you think, in his desperation while Dan was on tour, Phil ever read smutty phanfiction? I really hope not, but like. I would've, in that situation
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