Time: Noon
Setting: Lunch
Table: The Slayer
You're taking a break from socializing to eat your lunch, when someone punches you in the knee.
It's the Slayer, and she's hiding under your table!
Slayer: Eat knee-pain, freak! Now I'm going to punch your other- OW!
You just threw your apple at her! Finally, a use for that Red Delicious!
You defeated the Slayer! She flees, leaving two choice pieces of loot behind.
The loot flashes rapidly, getting ready to disappear... almost as if you're in some kind of videogame?
No time to contemplate the nature of existence. Pick some loot before it's all gone!
> A gun that shoots stakes with "EAT SHIT" burned into the side of them.
You scoop up the sweet-ass gun and go about your day.
Obviously you're not gonna use it to kill any of your classmates. You're a monster, not a "MONSTER."
But later, in biology class, the teacher calls on you without warning.
You panic, because who has time to do the reading when you're trying to smooch your classmates?
But your panic turns to self-assurance when you hear the teacher's question: "What do flies do."
Rather than responding with lame-ass spoken words, you respond by firing a wooden stake straight into the chalkboard.
"EAT SHIT!?" exclaims the teacher, "Why, that's exactly right! Congratulations!"
You meant to shoot the teacher, but hey, whatever works.
