Nov 16, 2021
Commissioner Garrett : I believe I have a secret admirer, someone sent me a lovely large bouquet today! The flowers where a Begonia, a Yellow carnation, a Geranium and five Blue Roses! It was all quiet lovely even if I’m already married :)
Duke who spent all that time and money to try to use flower language and a bouquet as a way to insult, and challenge the commissioner like he normally does with his long term enemies:
#Payday 2#Duke Payday 2#Commissioner Garrett#Duke be like 'MY TALENTS ARE WASTED ON MY ENEMIES'#He tried but underestimated how unobservant Garret can be#My man has a bugged bobble head in his office do you think he knows the meaning of flowers?#The flowers in order mean caution/warning about future misfortunes or new situations - the idea of rejection and disappointment with someone#Geranium are actually quiet positive until you find out the Victorians used it as a symbol of stupidity or foolishness#And the blue roses are mystery or attaining the impossible with the five being a standard heist team plus Bain#Duke#Solomon Garrett#Augustine Lindenhurst#Duke out here being Shakespearian levels of dramatic bitch#But sadly no one wants to play the heated 'games' he normally like to play#Duke isn't the Zodiac Killer but Ted Cruise is an inspiration with how he was able to walk away#I am high key clowning both in the post and in the tags#It's four am textpost time#memery#Payday 2 shitposting#incorrect payday quotes#Incorrect payday#incorrect quotes#Payday shitposting#shitposting#Payday#IncorrectAC
