#augustine lindenhurst

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Duke: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a ti-

Bain: No more coffee for you

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Duke: As the kids say; Be Gay and lit, Do crime on fleak.

Sokol: Joy you caused this, make him stop.

Joy: I DIDN’T DO IT!

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“Young” Duke: God is punishing me for my sins and hubris. Clearly I pushed my luck too far. And now I’m falling like Icarus after he got too close to the sun. Truly this is a sign from God. A failure I’ll never recover from. And now I must eat poison because of it.

“Young” Bain who just wanted to spend the night interpreting Duke’s grandfather’s notes and research: Look, I’m sorry. Arby’s is just not open at this time of night. I thought you would be fine with Five Guys. So can we please get back to work?

“Young” Duke: WILL YOU JUST LET ME MOURN

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Bain: Hey, is this antique bottle full of liquor or perfume?

*Duke grabs the bottle and drinks the entire bottle*

Duke, coughing: It’s perfume

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Duke seems like the kind of guy who’d learn the newest slang and then purposely use it wrong to see the younger heisters suffer.

He also seems like the kind of guy who’d only do that in front of one or two other people so no one believes those poor souls

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Dallas has played fiddle for some square dancing groups in the past.

There's no good reason for Dallas to be able to fiddle but I think it would be funny if he knew how to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

When he picked up a violin at the safehouse Duke thought he’d get a lovely accompaniment to his piano, and then got thrown off guard when he got hit with completely different vibes.

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Commissioner Garrett : I believe I have a secret admirer, someone sent me a lovely large bouquet today! The flowers where a Begonia, a Yellow carnation, a Geranium and five Blue Roses! It was all quiet lovely even if I’m already married :)

Duke who spent all that time and money to try to use flower language and a bouquet as a way to insult, and challenge the commissioner like he normally does with his long term enemies:

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Duke and Locke are golf buddies

Duke once invited Dallas to their game but said no. 

He had already planned to going to the bowling ally with Chains, Hoxton, Jacket, and Joy after hearing the how Joy had never gone bowling before. And that is a crime he had to fix.

Despite all of her gutterballs, according to Dallas she did alright for her first time.

Jacket tied with Hoxton for the most points that night, which almost started a fight. Apparently Jacket was part of a small time bowling league when he was a teen.

Not something Dallas would’ve pegged him for, but if it get’s the man to socialize instead of self isolate for just a bit too long, Dallas wasn’t going to question it.