#incorrectac

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Sokol: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one boys...

Joy: Manslaughter it is then.

Dallas: What the hell are you two talking about?

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Wolf: So, for our wedding, I was thinking we should do something simple. Maybe something in the fall, with just us and Dallas, Chains, Clover, and Bonnie.

Hoxton: We're... not engaged, Wolfie

Wolf: ...

Wolf: So that's what I forgot to do last night.

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Wolf: I really regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Jacket, drinking toast: -why?-

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Hoxton: Are you fucking daft!?!

Houston, not understanding British slang, but still wanting to fuck with him: Absolutely, why do you ask?

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Bain: I have good news and bad news. What would you like to hear first?

Dallas:...

Dallas: Good news.

Bain: It is very unlikely that we will ever, EVER make that mistake again.

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Houston: I desire moisture.

Dallas: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Sokol: Taco Bell is objectively the most Mexican food

Houston: That’s because Taco Bell is not Mexican idiot!!! Every adult knows, only children think that!!!

Sokol: THAN WHAT IS IT?!?!

Houston: FASTFOOD!!!

Sokol: FASTFOOD IS NOT A GENRE OF FOOD!!!

Houston: YES IT IS!!!

Dallas: ...So are we not going to acknowledge that Sokol said “Genre of food”?

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Bonnie: Aren’t you supposed to be keeping an eye on Hoxton?

Wolf: He’s over there dazzling the psychology majors.

Hoxton, dramatically sitting on a chair: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’ll never be better than me.