#some milk

[fieriframes]

[AND THE GLASS SERVICE IS NICE. AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD. HI, MAY I HAVE A BANANA SPLIT? THEY'RE DOING ALL THE CLASSICS-- MALTS, FLOATS AND SHAKES. AND THIS ONE, THAT COMES WITH A CAFFEINE KICK. FROZEN CAPPUCCINO. I'M GONNA PUT SOME MILK, VANILLA ICE CREAM, PUT A LITTLE BIT OF SIMPLE SYRUP. YOU NEED TO PUT SOME MORE SUGAR IN THERE...]

[abracafockyou-archived]

“I have chocolate tea and none of you can ruin this moment for me.”

[eyeofthebee-holder]

so tonight has been one hot mess after another, but the worst thing to happen today was probably when my friend’s mom was chewing her son out, and she did that whole ‘i’ll rinse your mouth out with soap’ thing, and he went

“i ate soap just the other day”

and she goes

“okay then, you want me to whoop your ass?”

and i, from in the kitchen, attempted to say “i eat ass whooping for breakfast”

realized i was in front of an adult

tried to abort mid scentence

and ENDED UP saying

“well, i eat ass!”

[robynagrave]

drunk.... need 7 cigarettes.............

[fieriframes]

[LET'S GET SOME MILK IN THERE. SO IT IS EQUAL PARTS? YEAH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE EQUAL PARTS, BY MEASUREMENT, NOT BY WEIGHT.]

[demxnscous]

hello

you want some coffee? I just made some

[daily-fuyuhiko]