#someome please write this

[fallen-nexys]

A place where all the horror tropes are real but totally benign. The Forbidden Place in the Woods? Yeah, that's Mr Thompson's workshop. You can go in but he'll just tell you about all his bird carvings because he's the ornithology professor at the local uni. Missing Teens? They have a group project coming up and spend all day at the library because they procrastinated. The Witch Coven? That's just our local lesbians. Imagine the possibilities.

[cupofgodot-blog]

AU where it’s Lovino’s birthday and Elizaveta takes him out for a spa day so he goes to get a back massage but his massage therapist is this hot spanish guy named antonio and hes like “shIT SHIT SHIT THERE IS A HOT MAN TOUCHING MY BODY” and he almost freaks out but he ends up falling asleep because antonio started singing and his voice is pure fuckin angelic so he wakes him up afterwards and they’re just sitting there awkwardly but elizaveta isnt done w/ her session yet so they end up talking and they exchange numbers !!!!!!!