#someone write this.

[lexyscross]

Fam, I had a weird-ass Scream VII dream this morning, okay? Buckle up, buttercups!

...

So, a video of them filming the movie dropped, and it was the Bailkirsch men, Chad, and Stuart Macher himself standing on the side of a NYC street, fighting. Like, everyone was mad at Wayne for some reason, but since it was a fan-captured video, we couldn't hear what they were saying. Stu of all people had to get them to calm down! What did Father even do??? 😭 Ethan looked angry, Richie looked tired, and Wayne looked sad; I thought Quinn had DIED, and they blamed him! But...

Then my dream jumped to the climax of the movie (which was actually an episode of a TV show??), and Quinn showed up trying to kill Sam AGAIN! Because Sam killed Richie. But Richie was still alive. Did no one give her the memo?

(I have no idea where my girl Amber was, I hope she's okay. 🥺)

[emmi-hayes]

Tommy frequenting this gas station in the middle of no where at all hour of the day and harassing the poor clerk, Teddy. For weeks. Only they kind of become friends. Or, whatever counts as friends between a gas station clerk and the madman that gets the munchies all the time. And then Tommy tells Teddy to ask that cute barista that works at the college coffee shop out already, because he's tired of watching those two dorks fail, and because it’s his baby bro and since Teddy’s obviously not some douche bag creeper he has Tom’s blessing. Or whatever.

[dickvinci]

During a conversation, 'Lavengers' happened. It was a discussion about flowers. Obviously a typo, but now... Avengersflowers has to happen.

Tony: Chocolate Cosmos

Bruce: Echinacea 

Clint: Violet

Natasha: Rose

Thor: Daisy 

Steve: Marigold

BONUS:

Loki: Hydrangea

I can see this as a very poorly written Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy crossover.... Shit.