#somethingstarter

[marleysings]

Just found out about the big news, congratulations McKinley!! Are any of you guys going to Ohio State? Because I still can’t believe I am!

[marleysings]

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!

It’s okay, you can laugh, I downloaded a whole Google sheet of jokes in my phone to save me for a sad rainy day.

[cheerioalumfabray]

You know, I think I set my expectations on getting quality time with you all a bit too high. Since I've only seen most of you in the halls of McKinley, or the choir room. I mean really, it's a Friday night and I'm sitting alone at home while my mother is out on a date with her boyfriend, what is this?

[cjharlow]

There's so many different kinds of incense in our apartment, I'm surprised they all manage to smell good together.

[kalashford-blog]

You know, I'd quit my job if I wasn't so good at it. 

[simon-barnes-blog]

You'd think I'd get a little more respect since my dad owns more than half this city.

[tucker-bell]

This just in, I can't fly.

[cjharlow]

Why is it that the unhealthy food always taste so much better than healthy food? It makes trying to eat healthier just that much harder.