platchat on covid safety measures:
Josh: I want the ability to just like ... I don't know ... electrocute people via instagram story? So that if I see an instagram story of someone hanging out with their buddies on a fucking boat-
Bren: Not fatally of course!
Josh: I mean, semi fatally
Bren: What the fuck does semi fatally mean?
Josh: Well, maim them instead of killing them. I'd love to give them an electric shock that really hurts













