Evi: because she is a tERRIBLE HUSBAND
Evi: HE
Memory: o hm y god
Evi: i keep mixing up Kaspar's pronouns
Evi: maybe there's something he hasn't told me
Memory: i didnt notice until now lmao
Evi: but I'm laughing trans kaspar
Memory: trans kaspar must be a true thing for crack
Evi: "Lord Kaspar wh-when did you have br-br-bre-?!"
Evi: Throws money at the ladies' face.
Evi: "Shut up and get on with it."
Memory: omg
Evi: and it works like magic
Evi: and then he pays them with gifts to shut their mouth
Evi: that's why he locks his room when he's doing it
Memory: EXACTLY














