#sonar converses

[sonar-fairchild]

I can't fathom that I have nothing going on in my life and the only updates I can give to the people is what I crave to eat.

You can tell them about the Haunted House you work at.

Well, yes, but there's not really anything interesting going on.

[sonar-fairchild]

[it was pure silence and then suddenly, there was a loud smacking sound]

Babe??? wtf?!?!

You have a mushroom on your lower back.

...Fuck

[pure silence]

Sonar, baby, don't you dar-

[Smack]

.....I'll get the razor

Aww you're no fun.