Word count: 834
Genre: Crack??? idk idk idk
Warnings: This is just rubbish I am so sorry
A/N: HI ADMIN HOSHIT YOUâRE FINALLY 20!!! (Also how does it feel to have the same birthday as 2 svt members?) Anyway, Iâm so sorry I couldnât get this done by 12am and also itâs kind of crappy and short but I hope it still passes your standards. Enjoy your special day and eat loads of food~~
-Seokminned đ¶
âHuimin Huimin!â Soonyoung called, breaking your attention from the brightly lit laptop screen in front of you.
âWhat?â
âDo you have a pencil?â
âOh yeah I do let me just-â
âCause I wanna write our future.â
You froze mid action, turning to give Soonyoung the most bewildered look your stiff face could pull off.
âDid you just flirt with me?â
âI have been for the past year but thanks anyway for noticing it now,â came the reply.
To sum it up, that was basically how Soonyoung asked you out on a date with him.
And of course, you agreed. It was after all, Kwon Soonyoung, your long term crush, the man of many girlâs dreams.
You even swore to yourself when you were younger that you werenât going to date or marry anyone else other than him. (Yes, you were that determined.)
Your first date wasnât any different from the usual hangouts the two of you had. Since you were exhausted from school work (and you lowkey did not want to be in a crowded place), Soonyoung offered to have the date at your apartment.
âWonwoo threw me a whole bunch of video games but Iâm completely clueless on how to set up the console so...â
Soonyoung was bad at technology, that was a well recognised fact throughout the fandom. But you appreciated the fact that he always made an effort to at least try and operate the devices. Knowing you were a gaming nerd, Soonyoung specially asked Wonwoo to recommend him some games to play with you, even if it meant loads of teasing from his bandmate telling him how you would have an upper hand in the games.
It had already been a year since the two of you started going out, but the nature of the dates remained the same - playful, lively and it also involved the two of you doing many stupid things together.
That one time when you tried to dye your hair rainbow colours, you ended up with a failed attempt, as well as super damaged hair.
âI donât know how long more I have on this planet, but while Iâm still alive Iâm gonna go round doing all the weird things,â you recalled saying when Soonyoung questioned your actions.
On your 100th date (yes, Soonyoung kept track since you were bad at remembering things), your boyfriend started off the day by giving you a plate of Oreos while you were working on your school project. Except that it wasnât exactly Oreos because being the mischievous person he is, he replaced the usual cream filling with toothpaste.
âKWON SOONYOUNG ITâS 8AM IN THE MORNING DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?â you screamed after you took a huge bite of your favourite snack.
Soonyoung, luckily, and miraculously, managed to escape unscathed.
But the prank war was on.
Pranking Soonyoung was easy, way too easy in fact. Your boyfriend got sulky easily, also you liked to take advantage of how bad he was at technology. All you had to do was to lower the screen darkness on his laptop to zero, making it seem as though his laptop screen had spoilt. It eventually took Soonyoung a good hour of restarting the laptop and pressing random keys to try to revive the device. He even Googled ways on how to fix a broken screen. (But of course none of it worked).
Taking the laptop to Jihoon, Soonyoung whined about how the screen just wouldnât start up and he began panicking thinking that he may have accidentally wiped out the data.
âMaybe you shouldnât have spent too much time watching âcute hamster videosâ on youtube last night.â Jihoon deadpanned. (Soonyoung actually bought this excuse and he immediately apologised and promised Jihoon that he would watch more sensible videos next time).
Jihoon let out a sigh of disbelief, before reaching out to press the button to increase the laptop brightness.
âOh. That was it?â
âI swear Kwon Soonyoung when you come home youâre dead meat to me.â
Clutching on to your laptop, you began your search for your mouse. It was your designated gaming time and you desperately needed your mouse if not there would be no way you could proceed with your game. You found it eventually, after 20 minutes of treasure hunting. But, there was another problem, Soonyoung hid it on the highest shelf in the house (why did you even install that shelf anyway?)
The whole day had been spent planning pranks on each other, and by now, you were too tired to even think of a counter attack.
When Soonyoung got home, he found you sprawled on your bed face up.
âI hate that you ruin my life so much, but I also love you because of that.â You mumbled.
The man chuckled, laying down next to you and planting a kiss on your temple.
âRuining your life has been one of my favourite things to do anyway.â
He earned a hard smack on his head after saying that.
