Jan 28, 2024
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Poly relationship btwn Looksee, Soot, and MC hc?
I have been neglecting this blog severely.
(Romantic) Look-See x Reader x Soot headcanons
TWs: minor spoilers for Look-See VS Soot
I definitely believe due to their respective career paths, Soot and Look-See’s paths are going to intersect at some point. One person isn’t supposed to have survived a bad rock-climbing accident, and they harbor guilt that they survived that they can’t let go of. But, of course, Soot and Look-See can be reasonable gents. Hell, in the creepypasta they were pitted against each other in, they teamed up to take out the narrator.
I feel like Look-See and Soot would end up playing "bad cop, good cop" respectively in the relationship. Look-See is obviously the more outgoing monster, so he'd be much more open to doing a lot more "date stuff". Soot is much more rigid and can’t just disguise himself with a wig and Groucho glasses, would probably need to be coaxed into doing some of the things that Look-See wants. Of course, the two get into spats, and you will need to break them up before things get physical.
One thing that they both agree on is that they both want to sleep with you. In your bed. In spite of not requiring sleep. It’s like extended snuggies for them. And when you all started dating, you probably didn’t have a bed big enough for the three of you. So what did Look-See do? Resort to grave robbery to help get you some more money! …yeah, that was not a good thing to do, so until you get enough cashiche to get a bed big enough for all three of you, your monster bfs sleep in shifts: Look-See one night, Soot the other. Hey — with this system going, you have monster protection every night. And in a world where you can literally be murdered in your sleep by a beastie at any time, they’ve helped you sleep more soundly than you ever have in your life.
Remember how I said Soot likes board games? He sis a big stickler for following the rules of the game and will not like it if someone tries to pull a fast one on him. Well, Look-See likes to cheat at board games, much like he likes to toy with his victims. Soot does not tolerate any of his nonsense. And that’s how a simple game like Candy Land gains the tense atmosphere of Monopoly. Oh, and Monopoly has been banned from the house after an unfortunate incident in which one of them got the fucking board lodged into the wall.
Look-See likes to spread his scent on you by snuggling you, wearing your jackets (the ones that fit him, anyway), and of course, laying on things that you like to sit/lay on. Soot, being a more civilized monster, does not do this as he doesn’t have those bestial impulses. He once walked in on Look-See rolling around in your bed and had no idea what he was looking at.
Soot is the one who’s out of the house the most, so he’s going to be glomped by both you and Look-See when he comes home. People are abounding death left and right, and his workaholic butt can’t put his job on hold for very long. Sometimes you and Look-See will have to hold Soot down on the couch and give him the snuggled he deprives himself of. Soot likes to pretend he doesn’t like it, but his nonexistent heart swells when he’s held by his partners.
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Mafiadust Sans is named Soot.
It’s a common headcanon for me that the higher the LV, the stronger the instincts.
Which means Soot has really strong instincts.
These often come off in day-to-day scenarios with him getting a bit territorial, and sometimes even a bit growly (which usually sounds like a deep rumble in his ribcage.)
But with a partner, it comes out a bit more– in different ways. He’s very attentive to your needs and is very, very touchstarved. His bed is basically just one big nest and he will just sometimes pick you up to plop you in there, because to him, if you’re in the nest then you’re safe.
He also has random periods throughout the year where he gets super cuddly and affectionate– but also incredibly jealous and territorial.
One more. Look-See, Aponi, and Soot with an s/o that moves into the house from the Mohawk shorts and pretty much adopts Estelle once they find out about her.
(Romantic) Look-See, Aponi, and Soot reacting to their s/o adopting Estelle from Mohawk
Aponi
“Who is this sharp-tongued...lost child?”
The most confused. She was gone for (insert amount of time here)! When did this happen?
Aponi would admittedly glom onto Estelle pretty fast. She would definitely be the kind of mother who would want to empower her daughter, so she’s always trying to find ways that Estelle can improve her killing methods. It can become overbearing at times, so you would have to step in when things get too crazy.
I feel like Aponi would also be one of those “my child can do no wrong” parents — especially if she has a daughter. Estelle is her pride and joy and she will let everyone know it. You’re honestly surprised she doesn’t have a wallet full of Estelle pictures to show her victims.
10/10 tells bedtime stories of her quite literally sticking it to the man. “And that’s how Mommy cut the horrible rapist’s head off. The end.”
When Aponi finds out that the townspeople intended to sacrifice you to Estelle, she’s furious. She doesn’t in any way blame her daughter -- no, no. It’s that mayor man’s fault. He’s the one who sold you the house and didn’t tell you what was going to happen. He’s the one who must be punished...
The Look-See
Honestly? He gets jealous of her at first. He’s like a cat -- he requires your attention whenever he wants it, and woe to those (insert whatever item you’re using here) that stand in his way. He’s never had to deal with another person in his way for your attention, and he may start being extra catty towards the little girl. Just keep calling him out on it, he’ll stop eventually.
He’ll never admit it, but he’s also a bit offended. If you wanted a child so bad, you could’ve just asked him for one. He’d be more than happy to deliver on that request...
Once he manages to warm up to Estelle, he’ll start acting more and more like a father figure to her. Hell, sometimes he lured people into the house so she can kill them with him in some sort of daddy-daughter bonding ritual. Unlike Aponi, he absolutely has a wallet full of pictures of you two. He shows them to his proxies constantly. It may be a problem.
Piggy. Back. RIDES. ALL the piggyback rides. He’s gonna be casually carrying this little ghost girl on his shoulders and nobody can stop him.
Unfortunately, his fun domestic fantasy is shattered when he learns that the Mohawkians(?) were planning to let Estelle kill you to further the town’s prosperity. Oh. Oh, no. He is not at all going to let that stand. That night, he’ll come through the door with blood all over him, and he’ll scoop you both up and snuggle with you for hours.
Soot
Probably gonna end up being the most chill about it. Soot seems like a bit of a paradox to me -- easygoing yet high-strung. He’s glad that you and Estelle are happy, but at the same time, he’s worried. What happens if she has a temper tantrum and hurts you? What if something goes wrong and you can’t properly care for her? He has to stick around!
Her chains are his aesthetic. They both pair very well together -- giant mummy with a crown of bones and a tiny blindfolded girl with chains dragging behind her.
Soot is the meme where the woman is holding the man and pointing menacingly at someone. Nobody crosses the baby. Nobody.
If the rest of the Mohawk residents weren’t screwed with Look-See and Aponi around, they certainly are now. I can imagine that a few townspeople in Mohawk have cheated death through the worship of Estelle, and now that the Angel of Death is around... let’s just say things are going to be a bit more lively for a while. Or not, as the case may be…
How would Look-see, Soot, Kinderfänger, and the Mordeo Queen take care of their s/o while she’s on her period?
Hope these are to your liking! College is a bitch.
Look-See, Soot, The Kinderfänger, and the Mordeo Queen taking care of their fem!s/o on her period
Warning: mentions of blood
The Look-See
Will be at your beck and call for the entire week. Too wrecked by cramps to get up and go anywhere? He’ll go and get stuff for you. You’re too hot? Off go the blankets and on goes the AC.
100/10 will sneak out of the house and steal whatever you want. If you make a passing comment about how you wished you had some mint chocolate chip ice cream, he’ll be out the door and come back with a shit-ton of ice cream. Just... don’t turn on the news. You don’t wanna know what he did to get it.
If you can’t get out of bed, he’ll just flip down there with you and snuggle you. He’s a very touchy-feely monster, so this is his element. He’ll hold you to his chest, stroke your hair, and purr to lull you to sleep.
Soot
He will immediately roll with the punches the second the red devil hits the house. He’s no stranger to blood at all, but he still gets worried when he comes to your house one day and smells a suspicious amount of iron in the air. He finds you on the couch, curled up in a ball with bags of junk food at your feet, and is thouroughly confused. This is... not how bloodied humans usually react when he finds them.
He’ll freak out and once you explain things to him, but will still be confused and scared when you say that you’re dying while experiencing a particularly awful cramp. What do you mean you’re dying? No, no, that can’t be right. You look just fine!
Oh, god, you’re bleeding out and don’t know how to tell him — those kinds of thoughts go through his head. His job is literally to get people who were supposed to die — you can’t blame him for getting paranoid when he hears stuff like that.
He can’t exactly go out and buy things for you, but after the first time he experiences shark week with you, he makes sure you’re absolutely gonna be prepared for the next one that hits.
The Kinderfänger
Because Kinderfänger spends most of not all of his time around prepubescent children (nobody really knows what his song would do to teenagers. Frankly, we don’t wanna know.), he does not know what a menstrual cycle is. Which is why he immediately starts freaking out the first time it starts around him. He smells blood on you, and he flips the fuck out. Who hurt you?! Who drew your blood, little maus?!
When you finally calm him down enough to explain it to him, he’s both shocked and disgusted. Excuse me??? You bleed from your where now??? And this happens how often???
Once he’s gotten over the initial freak out, he refuses to let you out of the lair. His children are sent out to steal things that would make you feel better. Keep in mind that this is a likely-centuries-old smoke monster that has no idea what Google is, so he’s only going off what you say will help.
Hovers constantly. When you’re particularly moody, it does far more harm than good. If he senses that you’re upset, he’ll try to cuddle you to help you feel better. This will lead to his children coming up and hugging you with him. They may be mind-controlled demonic kiddies, but they love you almost as much as he does.
The Mordeo Queen
Honestly? The least useful. As much as she hates to hear about how much you’re in pain from cramps, she wouldn’t be able to help you if she wanted to. Not only is she in the woods, practically isolated from you if you live in the city, but the smell of blood is enough to send her predator instincts into overdrive.
It hurts her so much to hear how you suffer on in this time of the month, she’s worried that if she goes near you, she won’t be able to control herself and attack you. It’s not fun for her, either.
The best she can do, if you happen to live within the vicinity of her woods, is keep other Mordeo away from your house. She’ll sit outside your cabin like a guard dog and attack any Mordeo that comes investigating the intoxicating scent of blood. As the most sentient Mordeo, she has the most control over her beastly instincts, and really, are they gonna argue with the leader of the pack?
(Romantic) Soot dating headcanons
Come on Crypt TV where’s my Soot content
As stated previously, Soot is really big on board games for whatever reason. He also likes card games. He has no tells, so it’s really hard to figure out if he’s bluffing. It’s no surprise that he wins, a lot.
He’s not big on physical affection. Most of these anxieties come from his skeletal appearance and the huge-ass hole where all of his internal organs should be. Regardless, hug him anyway. He secretly loves the affection you give him, and after he starts to warm up to it, he’ll wonder how he ever managed to do without it.
All in all, the least likely of the Divine Creatures to bounce on you because he has to kill someone. He has a lot of victims to get to, and while they say that death waits for no one, Soot would say otherwise (well, if he could talk, at least). He’s very patient, and if you need him to stay for a little while longer, he’d do it without a second thought.
He’s also very sad that he can’t take you on a “real date”, what with his ghastly appearance. So he’ll try to make up for it by giving you a nice date night at your home. Mind you, he hasn’t been doing this very long and he’s not very good at it, but if you’re patient and help to ease him into these things, he’ll get better.
I feel like he would be pretty protective to begin with, because while the other monsters seem to have some set criteria for their kills, Soot is a monster you truly can’t escape from. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you did in your life. He’s literally called the Angel of Death. If you survived a near-death experience, you’re on his list no questions asked. If you were to get in a situation like that, he would have to kill you no matter how he felt about you. At least you can escape The Look-See, right?
That being said he has an irrational fear that something bad will happen if he leaves you alone. The whole time he’s out killing, he’s thinking about you, and praying to himself that you’ll still be okay when he gets back. Whenever he sees you, a weight is lifted off his shoulders when he realizes that everything’s okay, and you’re not going to leave him anytime soon.
(Romantic) The Divine Creatures of Darkness: General relationship headcanons
Aponi
The most protective of the Big Five. She’ll have her host check up on you daily, at the risk of losing their power.
Some guy bothering you? No problem, she’ll pay them a little visit. She’s very... persuasive, as it were.
As a witch from the late 1600’s, she doesn’t entirely understand the concept of dating at first. She’s more on the “this person and I are interested romantically and that’s all that matters”. When she figures it out, she goes all. Out. Moonlit picnics in the woods, cozy nights in at a cabin, you name it. And she always puts a personal twist on them to keep things exciting.
She’ll fashion you small charms to ward off evil spirits and brings good luck. It’s no gold chain necklace, but she puts a lot of care into making them and that definitely counts for something.
Over time, she may start trying to convince you to take on her power so she’ll be with you all the time.
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A sweet, albeit protective partner.
She’s been hurt one too many times in her life as a human, and what she really needs is someone to stand by her and give her the love and validation she craves.
Again, very protective. If you’re upset, she’ll flip between soothing you and plotting revenge on those who wronged you.
She like to wrap her branches around you when you two cuddle. She doesn’t understand human limits anymore, so you need to tell her yourself if they’re getting too tight. She doesn’t want to crush you.
Likes to grow flowers for the sole purpose of putting them in your hair. Seeing you with them, human and nature blended into one beautiful being, makes the hole in her aching heart start to close up.
The Look-See
Canonically has a lot of himbo energy outside of being a murderer (don’t believe me, check out Crypt TV’s Instagram), so I imagine he’d be pretty fun to be around.
He’ll probably bring you back pieces of his victims as little gifts. You know, like how cats bring back dead animals to their owners as a sign of love.
Relationships for him are a contact sport. He’s very touch-oriented, so cuddles and hugs are his favorite thing. He can’t kiss, so he’ll try to compensate by face nuzzles or licks.
He’s probably the easiest monster to go out of the house with. Just tape some Groucho glasses to his face and maybe give him a wig to cover up those nasty scars, he can be somewhat plausible for a human being.
His perfect night, however, is snuggling up with you on the couch and getting to hold you for hours on end. If he had his way, he’d never have to let go.
If he can’t check up on you, he’ll have his proxy check on you for him. Expect to see more of Jenni when you two start dating.
The Mordeo Queen
Shit, dude, how’d you get this cannibal queen on your side? It really is a wonder that you haven’t gotten eaten yet, but you’re not really complaining at this point.
Like The Look-See, The Queen is very touch-oriented and likes to rub. She’s either super soft or super rough. There is no in-between.
If you bring her meats when you visit, be it human or animal, she’ll love you forever. She’ll also respond by bringing you some of her own favorite meats. Just be careful to not get caught with it when you get back to civilization.
Dates with her include snuggling by a soft brook in the woods or racing each other through the trees. You’ll have to have a lot of stamina to keep up with her in a race, because she’s fast as fuck.
When she feels like you two are equals in the relationship, she’ll invite you to join the blood hunt. You’ll have to lose some of your conscience if you go, because all Mordeo are expected to contribute.
Once the other Mordeo have gotten the point that no, you are not a sacrifice, they’ll become deathly protective of you. People giving you shit better watch out, because you have a whole-ass army of cannibal deer people at your disposal. Granted, you’ll have to lure them into the woods, first...
Soot
Probably the most high-strung out of everyone on here. His job is literally to track down and kill people who don’t deserve a second chance.
He’s not as emotive as the other four. Hell, even the Mordeo Queen shows positive body language. As a grim reaper, being emotional just... ain’t in his nature.
It’s harder for him to take you out, because people have one of two reactions when they see him — scream and call the national guard, or sneer at him for “cosplaying” in public.
Soot isn’t too big on touching, but he does like holding your hands. They’re so soft and warm compared to his ugly, rotted and chapped ones.
He likes games, oddly enough, but he’s absolutely ruthless when he plays. Thankfully, he takes his losses in good faith, because the last thing anyone wants to be is on the wrong end of an angry grim reaper.
He does feel bad that you can’t have a real date what with his ghastly appearance, so he tries to make up for it by having a fun time indoors. Mind you, he hasn’t been dating for very long, so he’s not going to be good at it.
But he tries, and he learns from his mistakes. And he does his best to make the next one even better.