#soprano jokes

[tomatopudding]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb and one to say “Isn’t that a bit high for you dear?”

[61below]

I keep getting these ads which is a problem for the ad-writers, bc I can never read the text because all I can think is ‘Yes, of course, that’s just how sopranos Fight’

[jedifeferi]

How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to just stand there and say "isn't that a little high for you?"

[choirjokes]

Why are soprano jokes all one-liners? So the tenors can understand them.

[orangememesicle]

me, a soprano, when i hear soprano jokes: lmao 200000% true

[anneslifeinchrist]

So I have an old choir jacket that says soprano on the sleeve and I was wearing it tonight when my roommate asks: "Why do you need 'soprano' on your arm, isn't your personality enough for people to tell?"

[fortheloveofmusics]

[choirjokes]

Joke: Sopranos are like onions. They are good with moderation but too much becomes over powering and disgusting and you've ruined everything

I totally agree and I'm a soprano. Keep it down, loudmouths!