PROMPT: MC1 is a hypochondriac and MC2 is the 911 operator that always seems to get his call.
~~~~ SORIKU HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ~~~~
Riku: what’s the matter this time?
Sora: I just told you it was my heart!
Riku: …
Sora: I don't have a pulse.
Riku: Of course you do.
Sora: How can you know?! You aren't here.
Riku: You have to have a pulse since we are speaking. No one can be both alive and heartless.
Sora: *under his breath* that’s what you think…













