#sorrow.exe

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Felt like giving @weaponsdrawn's sorrow.exe from a rift in time an epilogue, so here we are!

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Magical Robodoki Omake - Sorrow and Sadness, or, How I Learned To Stop Stressing and Survive A Bodyswap

Read Sorrow and Sadness, or, How I Learned To Stop Stressing and Survive A Bodyswap from the story Magical Robodoki Oma...

"An omake chapter to A Rift in Time, KillerQueenie's Sorrow.exe character finally gets some closure to her character arc...by being cursed due to her bubbling, overflowing, unsure emotions. With the characters bodyswapped as a result of her copypasta powers, can they get used to their newfound flaws in time to help Sorrow get through hers?"

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Storyteller, about buttons: This guy doesn't make any sense.

Sorrow: Sore wa kare ga kurutte irukaradesu. (That's because he’s insane.)

Aianna, coldly: He is not.

Sorrow: NANTEKOTTA. KANOJO WA FUKUSU NO GENGO O HANASHIMASU. WATASHI O KOROSANAIDE KUDASAI. (HOLY SHIT. SHE'S BILINGUAL. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.)

( source: Red vs. Blue, "The Federal Army of Chorus")

(Storyteller and Sorrow belong to @weaponsdrawn on tumblr, co writer of A Rift In Time)

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Storyteller: (to Keys) Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

Sorrow: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

Storyteller: (beat) Don’t call me a thesaurus.

Agent Pixel: It's just a metaphor, dude.

Storyteller: Shut up, gay arse.

Agent Pixel: Oooh I’m shaking. At least buy me a drink first.

Agent K: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

(Source: Guardians of the Galaxy, some characters belong to @weaponsdrawn)

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Storyteller: Sorrow.exe! Help!

Sorrow: I can't! The rules are clear!

Storyteller: You're a bad guy! CHEAT!

Sorrow: Oh, right. (cheats)

(Source: ReBoot, characters by @weaponsdrawn)

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Raven: You dare challenge me?

Sorrow: This dimension isn't big enough for two super villains!

Raven: Oh you're a villain alright, just not a…super one.

Sorrow: Yeah? What's the difference?

Raven: PRESENTATION.

(Source: Megamind)

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Sorrow: How can you be calling me?

The Storyteller: Jesus! I'm not phoning you, I'm in your head! ...Keep the phone at your ear! People will think we're schizo!

(Source: Jekyll, characters by @weaponsdrawn)

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

(context: Agent Pixel and Hoshi are cornered by Sorrow)

Agent Pixel: Wait, hang on, before we, yknow, die...

(grabs Roxanne's umbrella and summons his wallet)

...do you know what happens when you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?

Sorrow: [hesitates] ...No?

Agent Pixel: [cheerfully] Nor me. Let's find out!

(Cue ear-piercing screech as he turns both of them on)

(Source: The 10th Doctor and Mrs. Foster, Series 4 Doctor Who)