#sorry cullen

[babeofbhaal]

abandoning my DAI playthrough even though i’m right before the final quest bc i’ve discovered i literally cannot enjoy myself if i’m romancing anyone but Solas

[jacklyn-flynn]

Bull likes to do it with his kadan in odd places just to say they did.

Inside the fossilized ribcage of a dragon? ✔️.

In the water fountain at the Winter Palace? ✔️.

On a Qunari Dreadnaught? Don't ask how, but ✔️.

[darlingrutherford]

Okay but personal trainer Cullen, after he and Lanistair have fooled around a couple times, trying to help Lana stretch out at the gym during an actually busy time and his mind goes wandering to the last time she was stretched in that position and suddenly he's just suddenly incredibly red because he's incredibly aware of everyone working out around them and the uh... Sudden predicament in his spandex shorts

@jellysharkbat don't mind me just..... Had to tag you and ruin you a bit more 😂

[lyrium-lavellan]

Cullen: does literally anything

Vel:

[freethemages]

Turning that one trebuchet? Completed it, mate.

Only took me nearly TWO FUCKING HOURS

[cully-wully-doodah-blog]

You almost caught me last night, vhenan. You picked up my trail in the densest foliage, and that brilliant mind of yours gave glorious chase. What I would give to have let you catch me. What I would do to you if those beautiful eyes laid upon me. For you to stare with that blistering intensity once more, deep into me, to my fraying core whose tendrils of longing reach ever insistently for you. You, vhenan. You are the one that makes this feel... impossible. Next time, vhenan, you will catch me and I will love you.

[justjasper]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Lace Harding, Cullen Rutherford Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Lyrium Addiction, Lyrium Withdrawal, Drug Use, Drug Addiction, Mercy Killing, Caretaking, Lyrium Madness, Implied/Referenced Prostitution, Implied Relationships, Post-Trespasser Summary: There was no sign of him until a year later, when Scout Harding heard rumors of a Fereldan man begging for lyrium in the streets of Val Chevin. According to Harding, the man she found was in the final stages of lyrium madness. He barely remembered himself, let alone her. It is unclear whether Harding gave the man a few coins, or a gentle knife to end his misery. What is clear is that Commander Cullen was gone.

[elenathrais]

Headcanon ID# DA1001: Prolonged ingestion of high doses of lyrium causes erectile dysfunction.