#sorry troy

[nessashelly]

You’ll never be Troy.

I didn't.. want to be Troy??

[lucyfer-thorn]

I mean... why is he like this 😅

It's just unfair...

[savage-rhi]

“If you are looking for a game where you can simulate the kind of existential dread you’d get in the back of a 7/11 I have just the video game for you. 2019s hottest game is called Death Stranding. 

Created by Hideo Kojima after his break up with his deadbeat cocaine addict ex girlfriend Konami and conceived in a menage a trois between Kojima, Madds Mikkelsen and Nicolas Winding Refn, this game has EVERYTHING:

Norman Reedus with Fetus, Norman Reedus and sorry Fangirls No Peenus, Frankensteins Monster, a BDSM top with an umbrella, President Skeletor, a generic white woman who will doom the planet cause she’s a Karen, lactation kinks, fecal and pee kinks, the player is a ghost peeping on Sam Bridges, lots of monsters in your room, lots of monsters outside but tar, a giant humpback whale, a giant tar pussy but not what you’re thinking, aborted babies in pods, and a cosplaying goth eboy Troy Baker impersonating the love child of John Mulaney and a muppet with a postman uniform and eyebrows on fleek.

It also has tide pod babies and its that thing where porters open up the pod to their BB tanks and put fish food and beer in for the fetus.”

[kakumei]

Something I wrote while filling out a survey about Saints Row:

Question: “Why did you buy [Saints Row 1]?”

My answer: “I'm a completionist and wanted to play the whole series. It's the last game in the series I bought besides Gat out of Hell. (Also I wanted to see Troy's face, he has a good face, even if there's a goatee on it.)”

[savage-rhi]

Photo credit to @argetlam007

[savage-rhi]

[savage-rhi]

@dirty-higgs-confessions

You're welcome 😂

[savage-rhi]

What kind of man is Higgs in your opinion XD

Higgs Monaghan is that one asshole who would dress up as the Hamburglar and would snatch and run off with your happy meal at the Mickey D’s drive-through