#sorry. really.

[ask-fergus-williams]

Fuck. So, I totally understand your desire to never, ever see me again. But I have to at least say sorry about Coffee Guy. Even considering my track record, that has to be in the top five highly embarrassing dating scenarios (and I'm more than a little concerned about how he got the key to my flat.) Anyway, I'm sorry. So sorry. Fuck. Sorry. --Glasses

Look, I'm terribly sorry, but... let me put it this way: I'm pretty sure he didn't even get in through the door. I think he got in from the window. Your flat is on the fourth floor

He will kill me if we go on.

[starryjackson]

Tomorrow can't be Monday already! I'm not satisfied with the amount of pages I have written this weekend! Or lack of, I should say. Hayley, Susan, I'm sorry that when you read it in the morning you'll probably be disappointed with the four pages that I have.