#sorrybutnot

[takegeofftothemoon]

Actual prettiest Tyler/Hoskin.

[choph]

Personal anecdotes and observations [Midwesterners]

Insert stereotype about mid-Westerners shitting on New York City, and then moving there only to lose a bunch of a weight and love their lives... but that's none of my business...

Stop pretending. Mostly looking at you Ohio folks of social media.

[jack-the-pumpkin-king]

No I don't wanna smoke with you your shit isn't even sub par.... Maybe next year though lmao

[kimtanic]

TO EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING A VALENTINES:

It's not just today that nobody wants to date you... It's everyday.

[headlessandhellbent]

listening to new the used is always an adventure

"you don't get to tell me what to do anymore, you don't get to tell me how to live anymore"

who is he talking about?

Bush? His mom? Obama? His girlfriend? The hobo on the street? His friend? Communism?

who knows!

[sicilyjoy]

"Pagan tumblr" wants so hard to be oppressed...

... By anyone but Christians. If your biggest problem is Wiccans being mean to you. And selling more books. And ppl thinking you a Wiccan. I. Really. Don't. Care. This is not oppression.

[dickbump]

do you have that friend that annoys you so much but you can't end it because you've been together for so long

[mirroredmirror]

iPhones are fun to take because you can always access the camera, even if the actual phone is locked.