#sorrydude

[fl4kf4n]

look guys.... it's a totally normal blue n gold post....

[mattie-the-maple-loveing-boy]

I remember one Halloween two of my friends and I dressed up. We were going to a college block party. One was a biker girl who was in an accident so she had on ripped black jeans and a leather jacket and covered herself in fake blood. The other was a zombie dug from a grave so her clothes were torn to shreads and she caked mud in her hair and was also covered in fake blood. And I was a broken voodoo doll so my dress was torn at the bottom and I had cracks on my face made from eye liner and tears of fake blood from my eyes and fake blood splattered on my arms and fake tattoo stitches on my legs. So we were walking down the street looking scary as hell to get to the party and we see this older gentleman walking his little yip yip dog and we immediately squealed and asked if we could pet it. And this poor guy had a look of confusion, concern, and fear on his face. He didn’t even say anything, just nodded hesitantly so we all crouched down and started cooing and baby-talking his little dog like we weren’t dressed ready for hell and able to steal souls. Like now that I think about it he probably didn’t want us anywhere near him because he just looked so scared, but he definitely wasn’t going to tell us no. We were super nice about it and thanked him afterward too. But he just kinda nodded again and walked off. Like can you imagine three walking nightmares petting and cooing at your tiny dog like they’re actually pastel princesses and not the creatures from hell that they look like?

[txtsfromtoby]

Oops, Mario died 😳 #sorrydude #ihavenothumbs https://www.instagram.com/txtsfromtoby/p/Bu47tONFbgi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lqg0w7l1li4s

[audriestorme]

My reaction when I get caught taking a photo in front of someone's house 😅🙈😹 #sorrydude #forthegram #stormestyle (at Long Beach, California)

[canagirl95]

The hub was not happy to see our FAMILY ROOM looking like our family was enjoying ourselves in his evening "sanctuary"... 😂 😂 😂 #SorryDude 🙃 #SorryNotSorry 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CUEKZiIFbYI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[nannermack]

Trouble is annoyed that we collapsed the box. See that twitchy tail? #sorrydude #ifitfitsitsits #catsofinstagram (at Northside, Richmond, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQEYX3Vn4f4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[still-simming]

The Desmond’s have also hired a housekeeper! Because there’s six sims in the house and I cannot keep up lol. He is not impressed with how these kids leave the downstairs bathroom.

[swflsweetie]

Our 18 year old son started pacing after dinner. I sent him this. He’s now in his room with the door closed. #stayhome #sorrydude #catsofinstagram (at Port La Belle, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-f2yQWhovq/?igshid=10gbi3q473auq