#sort of drunk

[machinedreamer]

I don’t know what I did to deserve all the people around me but thank you. They’ve all made this hard time so much more bearable. I love them so much.

[dorkograph-blog]

“Hi Honey, We’re worried about you”

[juicyjamcs-blog]

@trcjectory

“--- Look what the cat dragged in! Caelum Rosier, as I live and breathe,” Jay said from his position at the counter of the kitchens. There was a glass full of amber, bubbling liquid next to him and it’s obvious container resting precariously at the edge of the counter top. “I mean, I knew it was you, of course, I just saw you, but... I didn’t have, like, time to move because you’re a speedy little devil. Really quick, right-- Well, you’re a chaser, you have to be? What’s the point in a slow chaser?” 

[femidazed]

Sometimes I get sad I'm single..

And then I’m traveling and I’m alone and I meet new people and can sit there alone with my thoughts and I’m just so happy I’m completely on my own

[miss-ripley]

my grandfather is down this weekend and I've had wayyy too much wine

this always happens when relatives are over

[partybarbara]

Story time

I invited this guy over with the intentions of chilling & bed time snuggles, he gets here, annoys the shit out of me & I can't figure out how to get him to leave. So I go to bee's room & ask her to help. She comes back in my room 5 minutes later & says "Kenya, we need to fuck with going home, some family shit is happening." Vague af lol. So he gets ready & says ok "I'll make sure you guys leave alright." Nah bruh, you good. Go ahead & leave. Text you when I'm safe. Bye. Tell me why this kid won't stop blowing my shit up. I fucked up. I need to buy a fucking pillow pet & snuggle TF out of it so I don't make this mistake again.

[dumpsterdivingtrashqueen]

I'm ready for the person who wants me just as much as I want them, who is all in and ready for the adventure.

[rolaloser]

I WNAT UR BODY EVRYBDOY WNATS UR BAODY SO LETS JACK LES JACK

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