closed for: @soshsanderson
where: cabin in the woods
She’s hard to miss on a regular night, but in the woods illuminated by the flicker of fire and the light of the moon in a very elaborate jumpsuit that could only be a costumed ode to one person, it was impossible to not know who he had happened upon.
“Ah, Elvis has left the cabin.” It’s a stupid greeting by all means, but after a date that hadn’t gone exactly to plan as he had envisioned it, stupid was about all he had there amongst the trees dressed as Gomez Addams.












