straight up random convos, quotes I've heard and actions as a quite newly split alter in the span of 1 day and a half, with a few batches of fronters whomst we either didn't log in front on simply, or we don't have profiles for them yet apparently
Part one
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" @facetsofconfusion should post more. NEED TO SPAM LIKE, STALK, AND REBLOG " — Wade, and literally everyone agreed and went back to their thing right after
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Kilgun : "I think, statistically speaking, if everyone were to jump out the window with a parachute everytime they leave front it make things so much easier than having to take 90 flights of stairs or wait for the elevator"
Gumball : "HOW IS THAT HELPFUL??"
Darwin : "I think what K is trying to say is that we need a faster elevator"
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Ghostbur to Angel : "Have some blue :D"
Angel : "Wh- what??...."
JSchlatt : "he's a weird little casper boy, just take it"
Angel : "ehh... okay-?"
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Fred : "I think the best way to enjoy a blog is by munching on it really hard"
Jason : "Why not just take a picture of their blog and print it, then munch on it??"
Fred : gasps "That's such a fuckin' good idea. I'm gonna go print facetsofconfusion & Spud-sys out and eat them"
Frank : "Neither of you should be allowed to front, ever."
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BB : "The only real way to get out of a tough situation is to cry"
Frenchie : "Isn't that kinda immature for our age, Patron Bébé?"
BB : "Oh, yeah, you're right..."
long pause...
BB : "You know, sometimes i forget the body isn't... this" gestures vaguely to himself, bc he is baby
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Frenchie to Matt : still can't read?
Matt : "I...."
Frenchie : "hmm?"
Matt : "I still don't understand why you're trying to make me read, i can understand braille just fine, i don't need to try learning to read based on feeling ink on paper."
a pause, Frenchie looks offended at Matt
Matt : "Plus your uhhmm.. your idea with reading with my mind is a complete failure, i am not- that is not something i can do."
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Wade : "what if we introjected Gordon Ramsay?"
Everyone in front, except me (Bob), loudly : "No!!"
Me (Bob) : "My cooking skills are shit, he'd yell at me for burning the water"
cut to everyone turning their head at me and looking at me like i grew 7 heads
Fred : "Buddy you're not the only one"
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Fred : "Would you slap your sibling for 3000 dollars?"
BB & Jason : "Y'all out here paying people to slap their siblings? Man, I'd slap my sibling/siblings for free any day of the year."
Velvette : "Don't know about y'all, but since The Vees are my brothers, I'd slap the shit out of them 24/7 yearly if i could, for clout" (a lil context : Velvette, Valentino and Vox in our sys consider themselves a family lmao)
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started at 11:00 am 16th May, ended and posted at 11:43 pm 17th May (ADHD gone wild, lmao)
