#sound.matt

[idioticaltxri]

straight up random convos, quotes I've heard and actions as a quite newly split alter in the span of 1 day and a half, with a few batches of fronters whomst we either didn't log in front on simply, or we don't have profiles for them yet apparently

Part one

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" @facetsofconfusion should post more. NEED TO SPAM LIKE, STALK, AND REBLOG " — Wade, and literally everyone agreed and went back to their thing right after

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Kilgun : "I think, statistically speaking, if everyone were to jump out the window with a parachute everytime they leave front it make things so much easier than having to take 90 flights of stairs or wait for the elevator"

Gumball : "HOW IS THAT HELPFUL??"

Darwin : "I think what K is trying to say is that we need a faster elevator"

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Ghostbur to Angel : "Have some blue :D"

Angel : "Wh- what??...."

JSchlatt : "he's a weird little casper boy, just take it"

Angel : "ehh... okay-?"

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Fred : "I think the best way to enjoy a blog is by munching on it really hard"

Jason : "Why not just take a picture of their blog and print it, then munch on it??"

Fred : gasps "That's such a fuckin' good idea. I'm gonna go print facetsofconfusion & Spud-sys out and eat them"

Frank : "Neither of you should be allowed to front, ever."

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BB : "The only real way to get out of a tough situation is to cry"

Frenchie : "Isn't that kinda immature for our age, Patron Bébé?"

BB : "Oh, yeah, you're right..."

long pause...

BB : "You know, sometimes i forget the body isn't... this" gestures vaguely to himself, bc he is baby

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Frenchie to Matt : still can't read?

Matt : "I...."

Frenchie : "hmm?"

Matt : "I still don't understand why you're trying to make me read, i can understand braille just fine, i don't need to try learning to read based on feeling ink on paper."

a pause, Frenchie looks offended at Matt

Matt : "Plus your uhhmm.. your idea with reading with my mind is a complete failure, i am not- that is not something i can do."

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Wade : "what if we introjected Gordon Ramsay?"

Everyone in front, except me (Bob), loudly : "No!!"

Me (Bob) : "My cooking skills are shit, he'd yell at me for burning the water"

cut to everyone turning their head at me and looking at me like i grew 7 heads

Fred : "Buddy you're not the only one"

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Fred : "Would you slap your sibling for 3000 dollars?"

BB & Jason : "Y'all out here paying people to slap their siblings? Man, I'd slap my sibling/siblings for free any day of the year."

Velvette : "Don't know about y'all, but since The Vees are my brothers, I'd slap the shit out of them 24/7 yearly if i could, for clout" (a lil context : Velvette, Valentino and Vox in our sys consider themselves a family lmao)

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started at 11:00 am 16th May, ended and posted at 11:43 pm 17th May (ADHD gone wild, lmao)

[idioticaltxri]

Wade : "when life gives you insomnia and candy, the best thing you can do is eat candy while watching whatever the fuck these 7 are doing in the front room"

cue Wade pointing at Hannibal, Matt, Lucifer, Frank, Butcher, Bucky, and Frenchie who are all doing the most unhinged shit ever :

Hannibal & Lucifer talking about fuck knows what (hint : it's the weirdest, most horrifying conversation I've ever heard about food and love)

Frank, Bucky and Butcher shooting at everyone and everything with water guns bc we have a strict policy of not having the real deal in the front room

and Frenchie trying to teach a blind lawyer (Matt) how to... read with his mind, yup.

This is our system for you

written by Jason & JSchlegg

made it colorful for funsies!!

(this has been in our drafts since yesterday at an ungodly hour, aka somewhere between 1-5 am)

[idioticaltxri]

To the dance teacher that we had bc we didn't do p.e and instead did a waltz rehearsal for our end of the year party (but we ain't dancing and so we sat on the bench), fuck you for telling us not to laugh in the most humiliating way. You could've politely told us not to laugh not make a scene out of it, but nahh, you had to be snarky and bitchy about it

[idioticaltxri]

no cuz why am in physics again, watching Daredevil : Born Again cuz it came out at like 3 am and i couldn't see it cuz i feel asleep.

and then i hear one fucker tell me "What're you watching?" and he scares the shit outta me so badly. Frickin' Matt, man,can't have a moment of peace.