an old idea for the minmax au I had
i think it would be funny if ludovica just. treated him like a normal person and not a highly respected cardinal, and Machete wouldn’t really know how to react bc no one’s done that in ages (minus vasco)
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an old idea for the minmax au I had
i think it would be funny if ludovica just. treated him like a normal person and not a highly respected cardinal, and Machete wouldn’t really know how to react bc no one’s done that in ages (minus vasco)
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As someone who has grown up on the South Downs let me share with you a folklore map (from the University of Chichester) with those who would be interested! Neil gets a mention, but let me highlight my favourites which I think would be very fun in a Good Omens context:
- Chanctonbury Ring (on Chanctonbury Hill)
There is a circle of trees of which if you run around them seven times anti-clockwise under the full moon (possibly naked) at midnight, the devil will appear and offer you a bowl of soup in exchange for your soul
When I was a waiter I told my boss this and he said that instead of bothering the devil, just come to his restaurant
- Devil's Dyke
A valley of which is said to be made by the devil as he tried to dig through the Downs in order to drown the inhabitants. I always heard that the land that he kicked out made the Isle of Wight. More info on it here:
Discover all about the centuries of history intertwined with myths and legends at the iconic chalk downland of Devil's Dyke on the South Dow
(And on Wikipedia)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
-curls up under a pile of blankets and shudders to death-
being sick is the worst thing in the world. sos friends. send soup.
Anyone interested in making soup for me?
I'm sick. But I'll give you something rad in return.
Sick. As. A sick person. Oh shit, I said it.
I want tea and cuddles and someone taking care of me in general