Aug 9, 2025
is that a flashlight in your pocket or is your penis just bioluminescent
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is that a flashlight in your pocket or is your penis just bioluminescent
sometimes i'm like, oh tracy chapman's really good, and don't really think about it. and then i listen to her self-titled 1988 album and it's like, oh right, she's the best to have ever done anything. possibly ever.
now that it's been a couple of days i can have my #HaterMoment. somebody reblogged one of my image descriptions saying "well it's better to be addicted to music than to food" and i just. oh my god. food? wringing my hands and hanging my head. gang i have to come out as a water addict. i'm addicted to that devilish oxygen. that sinful bodily temperature range of 309.65 - 310.65 K. what are we even doing
fuck it this is just too many things happening. and i needed to doomscroll less anyway. if youre not already on my email list, dm me to get added. we're abandoning this webbed site (for like a week until i come crawling back. but let me have my convictions for now)
ok everyone since this is getting notes! remember that it is never too late to become a cousin who does crazy shit. if you have no cousins then i'm your honorary cousin now; go forth and do crazy shit. also some of you guys have boring standards for crazy shit but that's okay.
anyway donate to the red door and thank them for keeping people's cousins safe.
i appreciate why people get certain chemicals tattooed on them more often than others (caffeine, HRT, etc) but i think it would be fun if we branched out more. imagine a girl with a retinal tattoo because she really likes being able to perceive light.
back in my day you would have had to play terrible mind games with me to get me to casually say how old i was on the public internet where anyone can see, ESPECIALLY when i was a minor. but i guess internet safety means something different now.
it shouldn't even be surprising to me at this point how a tumblr user can be like "hey this is a really white website that often is racist, and that's bad" and then some white dickhead will come out of the woodwork to say "yeah but people who don't use tumblr are also racist and that's bad so you can't criticise us." okay, and? maybe two things can be true.