#samsamtastic

[swingsetindecember]

so beacon hills has a light house

huh

THERE SHOULD BE MORE FICS OF DEREK, THE SCRUFFY LIGHTHOUSE WATCHER

[alyseofwonderland]

samsamtastic replied to your post “Update I think I fucked up the dough Its very unclear What exactly...”

if I remember correctly, it's a fully mixed but not entirely smooth dough. it'll be semi lumpy, sort of sticking together in clumps.

that’s roughly what i have. but like everything in the videos online is like a completely different color. 

i had a large amount of confusion about how to achieve 12 oz of flour with just measuring cups. 

i am running to the store for other things so i might pick up something better for measuring flour.

THANK GOD THIS IS A TEST RUN AND NOT THE PIE I AM BRINGING TO FAMILY. IF IT FAILS I CAN JUST DROWN IT IN ICE CREAM AND BE LIKE “FUCK IT!”

[halffizzbin]

samsamtastic replied to your post: msdistress replied to your post: ...

have you tried micellar water? I can’t talk enough about how magic it is as a one step item. you can literally JUST use that if you really wanted to. cleanses and hydrates.

I have never even HEARD of whatever that is but I definitely want it

[swingsetindecember]

a fic where derek is a werebird with strong eyebrow game

and like hangs out in a tree near stiles' work because of the foliage. oh my god shut up laura! it's for the foliage and nothing to do with that guy with the moles and honey eyes 

[swingsetindecember]

where a werewolf is a big fluffball under a full moon and usually wakes up in a petsmart surrounded by chewed up stuffed toys and ravaged kibble bags

“you’re paying for this, you know” says a nonplused petsmart employee holding a broom 

“put it on my tab”

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero gets dumped by their long time significant other (for the usual reasons - the lies/the secrets/the late nights/the excessive use of their sewing machine/never telling them when the day resets/breaking the sink/etc) and is just in a funk and their superhero disguise has suffered

they’re wearing sweatpants and a mask, they forgot to add the grease paint over their eyes and the hood is actually a hoodie, they are really rocking the post-break up look 

a lot of the villains decided to give them a grace period. but what the hero really wants is to get back into the swing of things - yet half the villains are MIA and yeah, so what if they showed up to a bank heist in crocs and a band t-shirt. ppl still knew who they were - they drew their logo with a sharpie on the shirt - the ex got the sewing machine in the break-up along with the washing machine

enter their main nemesis who is just upset with the lack of professionalism and also on the other hand - secretly pleased they’re single now - not that the supervillain was hoping for that or anything (they have a sewing machine they wouldn’t mind sharing, tbh)

[swingsetindecember]

one of my fav tropes is that friend who only speaks to their bud like they hate them but always comes through with helping them move or loaning them money

“i thought i was screening your calls”

“nice to talk to you too, asshole”

“hey, you called me, jerkface”

“i have a great face, your mother loves my face”

“leave my mother out of this. she wants you over for dinner next week”

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero crashes into your car during a fight and comes by the next day to give you a lift 

“this is a bus pass”

“it’s my bus pass”

“i can’t take your bus pass”

“well i can’t pay for your car”

“fine”